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Old 11th November 2011
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ada seorang pria sedang mengencani waria....

pas mau bayar ,,, waria itu protes ........

'katanya' ( INI KAN UANG PALSU ) begitu kata waria



......nah dengan tegas si pria itu berkata '( LAH SITU JUGA CEWE PALSU KAN ?_!@@$#$@^%$#!@!%)







suatu sore....



COWOK : halo neng... cantik banget, namanya siapa ??

CEWEK : (cuma senyum)

COWOK :neng namanya siapa ??

CEWEK : ............. (hening)

COWOK : neng...!!, ih CAKEP-CAKEP BUDEG..!!!

CEWEK :daripada lu JELEK-JELEK nanya...!!!! *NANCEP*







seorang anak hendak membeli paku di kios depan rumahnya.sesampainya di sana ia bertanya kepada bapak pemilik kios :

ANAK: pak mau beli pakunya sekilo....

BAPAK : oh, iya dek. dibungkus ya...?

ANAK : gk ,,, MAKAN DI SINI !!!!!







pada suatu hari ada seorang anak yang dari pagi mondar-mandir di depan rumahnya... ternyata anak itu mengunggu penjual es melon....

dan saat tukang es melon datang si anak lekas berlari menghampiri si tukang melon , anak itupun bertanya~



ANAK : mang...!!! es melon segelas berapa mang..??

TUKANG melon : Rp. 1500 dik..!

ANAK : kalau setetes..???

TUKANG melon : kalo setetes si gratisan dik..!!

ANAK : kalo gitu tolong gelas saya ditetesin es melon sampaipenuh mang yah...!!!!





JOKO : bapa kamu tukang kecap ya?

NENENG : koq tau??? (udah seneng banget di gombalin)

JOKO : pantesan muka lu kayak botol kecap.....

NENENG : (keselek) !!%@#$!#!$@#















THX BUAT YG UDEH BCA THREAD ANE






nie,,, thread ane yg lain

http://www.ceriwis.org/showthread.php?t=10465355



yang udah ISO bolehlah lemparin ane



tpi yang blom ISO kasih ane




ane masih newbie jangan d lemparin yee...







tlong add ane ya ....



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Agan berulah nich share treat jokesnya bikin ngakak ane aja ndan ngakak:
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