Ciri pacaran jaman sekarang Cekidot

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Apa sih ciri pacaran jaman sekarang? hehe btw ini hanya jokes yah

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Kalo Dompet Ga Tebel,Ga Mau Nempel.

Kalo Ga Roda Empat,Ga Mau Deket.

Kalo Ga Ninja,Ga Manja.

Kalo Ga Vixion,Ga Mau Action.

Dijemput Vespa,Malah Ga Mau Jumpa.

Dianter Supra,Ga Mau Mesra.

Dibonceng Kirana,Bikin Merana

Dibonceng Scoopy,Cuma Cium Pipi

Diajak Naek Angkot,Malah Melotot

Diajak Naek Bus Malah Minta Putus.

Diajak Jalan kaki,Malah Maki Maki

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Originally Posted by inzhabil



diajak naik astut

malah kentut2:mahos

Originally Posted by ArchLive



Diajak makan di warung

eh malah ngajak tarung

Originally Posted by niwrr



diajak naik bemo, eh tak taunya homo ..

Originally Posted by harisuciha



dikado popok,malah nabok

Originally Posted by TroubleMaker14



dijemput becak, malah mencak-mencak

Originally Posted by ridho67



kalo gak blackberry malah di Beri !

Originally Posted by uyunghe



kalo nggak iphon ga mau kelon

Originally Posted by abyanvcf



kalo ga satria ga mau gaya

masukin pekione gan

Originally Posted by justname



ga tajir, doi ngacir

Originally Posted by od1e24



ga tajir ga asik

Originally Posted by rombenk87



kalo gak FU (satria fu) gak i love you....

Originally Posted by krisnandikaji



ga mau diajak maen, lo gue end.



gimana gan ? kalo ucul taro pekiwan dong

Originally Posted by Bonapart3



bantuin update ah!!!

ga jalan ke mall, ditampol

Originally Posted by condetngaskus



ane tambahin gan...

"makan di warteg, bikin keseleg...."

"makan di McD, biar trendi..."

Originally Posted by Zuhrias



kalau dijemput pake jupie, dia cium phipi,,,

kalau pake pedah ontel, di nimpuk sendal...

awawawawaw,,,,,

Originally Posted by adzuki



kalo gak blackberry malah di Berri !

Originally Posted by ..KASKUS..OKE..



hehe.., ade-ade aje neh...,, boleh juga Lah tuk sarapan pagi2.....



diajak naik apansah., malem'nya minta maen sampe basah..

Originally Posted by heroegodai

g tampan gpp, yg penting mapan



pajang depan boleh donk gan

Originally Posted by Vintak



Dijemput pake PULSAR mata BERBINAR-BINAR...:mahos

Originally Posted by amd_hunter

Dianter Lamborghini langsung minta dijadiin bini...

Originally Posted by jajajar



wah bener banget tuh gan



di jemput pake mio , malah dikatain kaya komodo



taro pekiwan gan hehehe

Originally Posted by t36uhdcfc



kalo kaga ferrari cewe langsung lari



Boleh pejwan kalo tertarik

Originally Posted by FafaMonno



haha kocak gan

ane tambahin deh gan "di jemput pake spacy, malah di lempar panci"

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Originally Posted by ayang2ku

Pake bekjul malah ngebul



Motto pacaran ala sekarang :

GAUL BEBAS

BURUNGPUN LEPAS

ALHASIL LEMAS

NODA MEMBEKAS

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