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kripix 28th May 2012 06:18 AM

Ciri pacaran jaman sekarang Cekidot
 
Apa sih ciri pacaran jaman sekarang? hehe btw ini hanya jokes yah

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Oke semoga terhibur hehe


Kalo Dompet Ga Tebel,Ga Mau Nempel.

Kalo Ga Roda Empat,Ga Mau Deket.

Kalo Ga Ninja,Ga Manja.

Kalo Ga Vixion,Ga Mau Action.

Dijemput Vespa,Malah Ga Mau Jumpa.

Dianter Supra,Ga Mau Mesra.

Dibonceng Kirana,Bikin Merana

Dibonceng Scoopy,Cuma Cium Pipi

Diajak Naek Angkot,Malah Melotot

Diajak Naek Bus Malah Minta Putus.

Diajak Jalan kaki,Malah Maki Maki

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Originally Posted by inzhabil
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diajak naik astut

malah kentut2:mahos








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Originally Posted by ArchLive
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Diajak makan di warung

eh malah ngajak tarung








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Originally Posted by niwrr
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diajak naik bemo, eh tak taunya homo .. :ngakak:







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Originally Posted by harisuciha
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dikado popok,malah nabok







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Originally Posted by TroubleMaker14
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dijemput becak, malah mencak-mencak







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Originally Posted by ridho67
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kalo gak blackberry malah di Beri ! :ngakak:







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Originally Posted by uyunghe
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kalo nggak iphon ga mau kelon

:cd:








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Originally Posted by abyanvcf
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kalo ga satria ga mau gaya

masukin pekione gan

:D








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Originally Posted by justname
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ga tajir, doi ngacir :cd:







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Originally Posted by od1e24
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ga tajir ga asik :D







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Originally Posted by rombenk87
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kalo gak FU (satria fu) gak i love you....:D







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Originally Posted by krisnandikaji
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ga mau diajak maen, lo gue end. http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif



gimana gan ? kalo ucul taro pekiwan dong








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bantuin update ah!!!

ga jalan ke mall, ditampol :hammer:



:D :D :D








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Originally Posted by condetngaskus
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ane tambahin gan...

"makan di warteg, bikin keseleg...." http://www.laymark.com/i/o/89.gif

"makan di McD, biar trendi..." http://www.laymark.com/i/o/68.gif








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Originally Posted by Zuhrias
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kalau dijemput pake jupie, dia cium phipi,,, :ganteng:

kalau pake pedah ontel, di nimpuk sendal... :cd:

awawawawaw,,,,,








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Originally Posted by adzuki
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kalo gak blackberry malah di Berri ! :ngakak:







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Originally Posted by ..KASKUS..OKE..
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hehe.., ade-ade aje neh...,, boleh juga Lah tuk sarapan pagi2..... :D



diajak naik apansah., malem'nya minta maen sampe basah.. :hammer2:








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Originally Posted by heroegodai
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g tampan gpp, yg penting mapan

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pajang depan boleh donk gan

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Originally Posted by Vintak
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Dijemput pake PULSAR mata BERBINAR-BINAR...:mahos







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:ganteng: Dianter Lamborghini langsung minta dijadiin bini...:ganteng:








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Originally Posted by jajajar
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wah bener banget tuh gan :2good:



di jemput pake mio , malah dikatain kaya komodo



taro pekiwan gan hehehe








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Originally Posted by t36uhdcfc
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kalo kaga ferrari cewe langsung lari :ngakak: :ngakak:



Boleh pejwan kalo tertarik :D








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Originally Posted by FafaMonno
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haha kocak gan :ngakak:

ane tambahin deh gan "di jemput pake spacy, malah di lempar panci" :D








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Originally Posted by ayang2ku
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Pake bekjul malah ngebul



Motto pacaran ala sekarang :

GAUL BEBAS

BURUNGPUN LEPAS

ALHASIL LEMAS

NODA MEMBEKAS




















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