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Old 30th October 2010
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Post Tkw baru bisa nulis surat cinta pkebhs inggris

Sum, seorang TKW Indonesia bermaksud memutuskan hubungan dengan kekasihnya seorang bule dari Amerika bernama Robbie akan tetapi dia tak sanggup untuk bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya. Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal pengetahuan bahasa Inggris waktu di training centre & kamus tebal.
Hi Robbie, with this letter I want to give know you (hai Robbie, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahu kamu)
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US [Saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita]
I have think this very cook cook (saya telah memikirkan hal ini masak masak)
I know my love only clap half hand (saya tahu cinta saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan)
Correctly, I have see you go with a woman entertainment at town with my eyes and head myself (sebenarnya, saya telah melihat kamu pergi bersama seorang wanita penghibur dI kota dengan Mata kepala saya sendiri)
You always ask apology back back times (kamu selalu minta maaf berulang ulang kali)
You eyes drop tears crocodile (matamu mencucurkan airmata buaya)
You correct correct a man crocodile land (kamu benar-benar seorang lelaki buaya darat)
My Friend speak you play fire (teman saya bilang kamu bermain api)
Now I know you correct correct play fire (sekarang saya tahu kamu benar benar bermain api)
So, I break connection and pull body from love triangle this (jadi, saya putuskan hubungan dan menarik diri dari cinta segitiga ini)
I know result I pick this very correct, because you love she very big from me (saya tahu keputusan yang saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia lebih besar dari saya)
But I still will not go far far from here (namun saya tetap tidak akan pergi jauh-jauh dari sini)
I don't want you play play with my liver (saya tidak ingin kamu main-main dengan hati saya)
I have been crying night night until no more eye water thinking about your body (saya menangis bermalam-malam sampai tidak Ada lagi airmata Memikirkan dirimu)
I don't want to sick my liver for two times (saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kalinya)
Safe walk, Robbie(selamat jalan, Robbie) Girl friend of your liver(kekasih hatimu)
Note: This river I forgive you, next river I kill you ! (kali ini aku maafkan kamu, kali lain aku bunuh kamu !)


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mang ada yang salah ma bahasa inggrisnya?
keknya dah bener deh




kabur ah....
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yg penting masih mau berusaha ndan...
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katrok bener inggrisnya tuh.. kkkkkkkkkkk..








sawer dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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gpp, yg penting inglis, hahahahaaa
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lucu sih gan

tapi kayaknya repost deh
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