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Suatu hari di salah satu ruangan di gedung MPR/DPR. Seorang anggota dewan yang baru diangkat, tampak masih canggung, lugu dan serba kikuk.

Rupanya dia wakil dari daerah dan belum pernah bekerja atau punya ruangan yang megah. Beberapa saat kemudian, ada yang mengetuk pintu ruangannya.

Setelah dibuka, berdiri dihadapannya 2 orang dengan kopor besar dan segulungan kabel. "Wah..., ini pasti wartawan TV yg mau mewawancarai aku...", pikirnya dalam hati.

Agar tampak berwibawa dan membela rakyat, sambil melihat jam dan mengangkat telepon di meja nya, dia berkata: "Maaf tunggu sebentar, saat ini saya harus menghubungi ketua fraksi untuk melaporkan hasil-hasil sidang hari ini..."

Kemudian selama beberapa puluh menit dia menelpon dan terlibat pembicaraan tingkat tinggi, sambil sekali-sekali menyebut-nyebut 'demi rakyat' atau 'kepentingan rakyat' keras-keras. Setelah selesai sambil meletakan gagang telepon dia berkata pada dua orang tamunya tsb.

"Nah, sekarang wawancara bisa kita mulai..."

Kedua orang itu tampak bingung dan berpandangan satu sama lain. Akhirnya salah satunya berkata: "Maaf pak..., kami datang kesini mau memasang saluran telepon bapak..."

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Bermanfaat? gunakan sebagai bentuk apresiasi.
Thread sampah? skip aja ndan...tidak perlu mandan memberikan komen di thread sampah.
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anggota dpr udah sarap kali otaknya ,...?
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saraf tuh orang..telepon blum terpasang
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jiahahah,, udah GR duluan aj tuh org..
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hahaha.. ketauan boong tuh..:nyahaha:
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hahaha kena deh
persaan udah prnah baca ni trit..dmnaa ya
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