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Old 1st February 2010
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Thumbs up Kisah Si Ipung [UPDATE NDAN...] Part 2

Udah pada kangen ama Si Ipung negh Ndan....??
Silahkan disimak dech..... [bacanya nyantai ajah Ndan....]



Ipung lagi........ ......

Cerita ini masih berkaitan dengan si Ipung yang takut ditinggal keluar.
Pada suatu hari ketika Ipung sedang mendapat pelajaran bahasa indonesia, oleh gurunya seluruh murid
diminta untuk membuat kalimat dengan menggunakan kata lampu dan kata sarung.
Ketika sampai giliran si Ipung, dengan tenang Ipung membaca pekerjaannya :
"Bapak menjilat lampu dan Ibu menghisap sarung"
Tentu saja sang ibu guru terheran-heran dengan kalimat yang ditulis oleh Ipung.

Usai pelajaran Ipung dipanggil oleh bu guru dan kemudian ditanya darimana dia bisa menulis seperti itu.
Dengan menggebu-gebu Ipung bercerita: "Semalam waktu Ipung sedang tidur, seperti biasa.
Bapak/ Ibu manggil Ipung, tapi Ipung diam saja soalnya takut dimarahi. Habis itu Bapak nyuruh ibu :
"Bu, lampunya dimatiin biar Bapak bisa jilatin", terus Ibu nyahutin :
"Ya dech.. kalau gitu Bapak sarungnya dibuka biar Ibu bisa isap......... ..."
GURU : ?????????


Kalau berkenan....Jangan lupa lempar "MELON"-nya Ndan....[biar semangat UPDATE Ndan....]


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pung ipung, polos bener
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buka aib aja neh si ipung..gege
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dasar si ipung, nice ndan
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pintar amat kamu pung.......
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oawal, puuung,, ipung..
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bener juga tuh kata si ipung..:nyahaha:
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