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Old 6th December 2011
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CINTA dan KENTUT tidak bisa ditahan, keduanya bisa menjadi lega bila terlaksana.

CINTA tertahan = Sengsara, KENTUT ditahan = Menderita

Kalau CINTA dan KENTUT keras bersuara, tentu perasaan kita lega.

CINTA terkesan malu-malu tapi mau, KENTUT bikin malu-maluin baunya.

CINTA tanpa rasa, bukan CINTA namanya, KENTUT tak berbau, bukan KENTUT namanya.

CINTA itu rapuh, KENTUT itu bau.

CINTA itu halus, KENTUT itu virus.

CINTA diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepayang, KENTUT diam-diam membuat orang mabuk kepalang.

CINTA bagi kebanyakan orang muda, "Ahhh, CINTA monyet...!"
KENTUT didepan banyak orang, "Sialan, monyet lu...!"

CINTA dan KENTUT sama-sama sering dicari:
Kalau sudah CINTA: "Dimana engkau duhai kekasih?"
Kalo sudah KENTUT: "Siapa nih yang KENTUT? Hayoo, ngaku gak...?!!!"

CINTA berlebih membuat orang terbuai, KENTUT berlebih membuat orang terkulai.

CINTA menyatukan persepsi, KENTUT menyatukan emosi.
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daku tau engkaupun merindukan kami
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ahihihi kocak sist...

situ dapet darimana sih humor2 nya kok banyak bgt ???


Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^

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inilah pahlawan bangsa yang sesungguhnya
salah satu karya terbaik anak bangsa (1)
salah satu karya terbaik anak bangsa (2)
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ahihihi kocak sist...

situ dapet darimana sih humor2 nya kok banyak bgt ???


Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^
dari internet tepatnya...
blum ada 300 thread kok yg saya pasang disini...
sisanya masih ada seribuan lagi males bikinnya...
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Old 30th December 2011
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cinta dan kentut sama" hidup berdampingan
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ada kaitannya semua ya ndan haha
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Jadi seger nich mata bikin :ngakak baca jokes ente
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jokenya bikin perut sakit ndan
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CINTA menyatakan isi hati, KENTUT menyatakan isi perut
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