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Old 30th November 2011
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Default (BB.17) Kabayan & Nyi iteng

Suatu hari setelah kabayan nonton video bokep dia ingin mencoba nya dengan si iteng. tapi di malu dan segan.. karena si iteng pasti nolak. Tapi karena berhubung udah Nefsong. Akhirnya si Kabayan pun nekad.

Kabayan : Teng, udah pernah ML belum
Iteng : Belum kang
Kabayan : kalo kita ml gimana teng
Iteng : kita kan belum nikah kang
Kabayan : ya udah buka atas nya aja gimna teng
Iteng : aduh kang. malu
Kabayan : kalo iteng buka atas nya Akang kasih bebek akang deh semuanya
Iteng : bener nih kang (Iteng buka baju)
Kabayan : Teng kalo buka bawah nya. akang kasih motor akang deh.
Iteng : serius kang (Iteng Buka Celana)
Kabayan : Teng kalo buka semua dalamannya gimana. nanti akang kasih rumah akang
Iteng : Iyah atuh kang (Iteng Buka semuanya)
Kabayan : teng kalo akang masukin gimana. nanti akang kasih Sawah dan tabungan akang semuanya.
Iteng : aduh kang gimana yah. iteng belum siap. kalo kepalanya aja gimana
Kabayan : gak apa2 teng. (kabayn pun cuman memasukan kepala aja, Sebenarnya si kabayan pengen masukin semuanya. tapi semua modal nya habis. kemudian iteng pun bicara. sambil terengah2).
Iteng : ha..hu.. ahh.. uuhh.. kang...ah.. uhh..kang ah... kabayan uh... masukin aja uhhhh.. ahh semuanny,.. ah.. uh.. nanti iteng balikin lagi semuanya...
Kabayan : Mantab.............

Bagi donk ndan
Maaf klo

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ha ha ha............ mantaf gan
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kasih pin BB si iteng ndan biar ane pingin kasih hadiah juga
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wahahahahaha...si iteung nanggung....
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anjir ngakak ndan

udah keenakan begitu tuh
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napsu udah di ubun2 tuh si iteng nya
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