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Old 11th November 2011
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salam gan.. ane nubi mau bikin trit

ini kisah nyata ane gan baru ane alami tadi pagi



ceritanya gini gan...


Spoiler for cerita:




awalnya ane brangkat kampus kepagian trus ane lihat dua kambing lagi kaya ndorongin kepala satu sama lain gitu...



ane kan seneng kalo liad orang ribut jadi ane tonton tuh kambing. pas lagi enak enak nonton kambing berkelahi tiba-tiba pemandangan ganti gan kambing yang satu naikin yang laen trus yang naik goyang-goyang.

dalam hati gua mikir, "o.. ternyata gak berkelahi tapi lagi pacaran".



trus setelah naikin 2 kali kambingnya kaya masih saling ndorongin pala.

trus wa jadi heran ternyata dua-duanya kambing cowok gan (ada "jari" di selakanganya).



trus habis itu wa tambah bingung kambing yang habis berasyik-masyuk itu berkelahi lagi sampe berdiri-berdiri adu kepalanya ala adu kambing bandot gitu.





kayanya yang mereka omongin gini dah:

kambing putih: p kambing coklat: c



P:eh ada cewe cakep nih... kenalan dong...

c:langsung to the point aja mao ngapain...

p:ML yuk mumpung lagi musim nih.

c:ayo bang...

(setelah dua kali ML)

p:loe cowo ya...

c:sapa yang bilang ane cewe..

p:anj*ng loe dasar banci

c:eh guwa kambing BEGO lagian ane bukan BANCI tapi HOMO

lagian guwa dah ikhlas jadi pelampiasan situ malah gak trima

ngajak ribut loe...

p:ayo...

(berkelahi/gelud/battle/fighting)







fotonya nyusul ya gan...



kalo boleh minta

tapi jangan dikasih udah pernah dapet soalnya...



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