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Old 11th November 2011
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Default ustad dan muridnya

mudah mudahan ane gak repsol gan

mohon



langsung aja gan

suatu hari ada seorang ustad yang sedang ngaji dengan murid"nya

sang murid pun bertanya

"murid":ustad,,kalau kita sedang sholat berjamaah di masjid,dan ada seekor anjing masuk kedalam masjid,dan anjing itu menjilat-jilat kaki,,yang sholat batal atau tidak??



"ustad"asti batal lah.,karna liur anjing itu kan hukumnya haram

"murid":knapa batal tad?

"ustad":kamu pikir dong kan najis liur anjing

"murid":ustad mikir jga dong,kan yang dijilat bukan orang tapi jilat kaki dya sendiri!

"ustad":!@#@!#?!@?!@?!@?!@?#$@?#$%#?$%:m arah



ustadnya kalah gan

bantu gan

beljar bkin threads

jangan kasih gan



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