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Old 3rd November 2011
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Lumayan . . . . . dari tetangga.



The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to
see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now let's see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Spoiler for LION....:

= you're dull.


Spoiler for Chimpanzee....:

= you're a moron.


Spoiler for Giraffe....:

= you're a complete idiot.


Spoiler for Squirrel ....:

= you're just hopelessly stupid.


Spoiler for WHY?? ....:

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Spoiler for What does it mean?? ....:

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.


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ndan ane gak bisa
beginilah nasib gak bisa ngomong bule...
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ora ngerti maksudnya om,...
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ndan ane gak bisa
beginilah nasib gak bisa ngomong bule...
ada pohon kelapa yg tinggi kale....
ada 4 hewan lewat, mereka sepakat untuk berkompetisi siapa lebih cepat untuk memetik pisang dari pohon tersebut.

Jawabannya.....

mana mungkin pohon kelapa berbuah pisang....
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ada pohon kelapa yg tinggi kale....
ada 4 hewan lewat, mereka sepakat untuk berkompetisi siapa lebih cepat untuk memetik pisang dari pohon tersebut.

Jawabannya.....

mana mungkin pohon kelapa berbuah pisang....
Pinteeeeeerrrrr thenaaaan englishe
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Pinteeeeeerrrrr thenaaaan englishe
lha enggih kulo nyambut damel teng sebrang...
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lumayan lah ndan..
bantu sundul aja deh
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Ga ngerti maksudnya ndan....
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english yaa...
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Whahaha...
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