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Old 3rd September 2011
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Spoiler for jawara:
Ada 4 anak mau shalat berjamaah, tapi saat itu imamnya gak datang,jadi : jawara,udin,aceng dan juned bingung….lalu mereka meminta jawara agar jadi imam
juned: jawara imam…?
jawara: gak mau…..?
aceng : kmu bisa jadi imam gak jawara ?….”"”
jawara : bisa lah …jawara dilawan…..?
udin :Ya udah Kalo gitu kamu yang jadi imam
jawara mikir bingung kerena terlanjur berkata sombong
mereka b3 pun marah..jawara imam cept,,…?
jawara ; ia ia ia…
kemudian mereka shalat berjamaah
tapi PAS rakaat ke 2 udin kentut
juned : sapa ni yang kentut
udin : aku….?
aceng : jangan bicara….kan lagi solat…ntar malah batal….
jawara sang imam : untung gua gak ngomong….???
akhirnya semua batal shalatnya


Spoiler for listrik:
etika itu Saroso duduk di kelas 1 SMP. Sampailah pelajaran Ilmu Pengetahuan Alam, dan gurunya menanyakan siapa yang menemukan listrik. Karena tak seorangpun murid menjawab,
Saroso memberanikan diri untuk menjawab.

Saroso : Oh, kalau itu saya tahu bu, itu pasti Thomas Alva Edison
Bu guru : Agak jengkel ibu guru bertanya , Mengapa tidak dari tadi kamu
menjawabnya, padahal kamu bisa.
Saroso : Saya masih bingung bu??, kalau Thomas Alva Edison yang menemukan listrik. Trus siapa bu yang menghilangkan listiknya???
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gara2 s imam batal semua
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gara2 s imam batal semua
Jawara dilawan

untung gw gak ketawa jadi gak batal
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imaaaammm imaamm semua gara2 lo ckckckck
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imaaaammm imaamm semua gara2 lo ckckckck
wkakwakwa gw donk yang lain ketawa gw cuma siul
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lumayan lah ndan..
bantu sundul aja deh
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Imam apaan kayak gitu ndan
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