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Old 17th August 2011
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Talking Air bunga suci(masuk ndan)

pada swatu hari ad 2 org pasien yg ingin meramal ke dukun
Langsung aj ya ndan!!
A=pasien 1
B=pasien 2
C=mbah dukun

A=permisi
C=silahkan masuk
A=ya mbah
C=mau diramal ya???
A=ya mbah,tapi ntar dulu mbah saya mau kencing!!
C=silahkan!!Slanjutnya!!!
B=saya mau meramal masa depan saya mbah
C=sinibiar saya lihat tanganmu!!
B=ya mbah(sambil membrikan tangannya kpd sang dukun)
C=masa depan kamu cerah!!kamu akan hidup mandiri!!pergilah ke blakang dan minumlah air bunga suci!!
B=ya mbah(dya pergi ke blakang dan minum air bunga suci,lalu memberikan billnya kpada mbah dukun lalu pulang)
tak lama kmudian datanglah pasien yg pertama
A=permisi mbah!!
C=masuk!!!mnta tangan mubiar saya lihat!!
A=ya mbah(sambil membrikan tangannya kpd sang dukun)
C=masa depan kamu sdikit buruk!!ini mungkin karna kamu nakal,skarang pergilah ke blakng dan minumlah air bunga suci!
A=apa mbah???,air bunga suci??mksud mbah air yg di blakang itu??
C=ya emanknya knapa???
A=wkw!!!,tadi airnya saya kencingin
C=kurangajar kamu saya santet kamu!!!!
A=santet aja kalo brani!!wkw(dia langsung ambil motornya trus sambil dijalanan!!)

Skian ndan jgn dikasihndan ane masih pemula
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Old 18th August 2011
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mantebh dah suruh minum air suci
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Old 5th November 2011
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w , jail aja tuh orang ,
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LAwakan ala Dono-Kasino-Indro....
Wakakakakak....
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wewwwwwwwwwww
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bisa aja
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usernameindah mending bunuh diri deh
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wk lucu juga bro
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hebattt,berani lawan dukun
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