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Old 15th August
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Suatu sore telepon berbunyi.

"Hallo, Pak Juri? Ini saya, tuan, Dodo, pembantu di villa Bapak..."

"Oh iya. Ada apa, Do? Ada masalah?"

"Anu..saya nelepon cuma mau ngasih tau, burung kakaktua bapak mati.."

"Kakaktua saya? Mati? Yang pernah menang di Lomba Tingkat Dunia itu??"

"Ya tuan... yang itu"

"Waduh sial juga ya... lumayan banyak juga tuh duit keluar buat ngelatih tu burung... matinya kenapa, Do?"

"Gara-gara makan daging busuk, tuan"

"Daging busuk?? Siapa yang ngasih dia daging busuk??!!"

"Ngga ada tuan..dia cuma makan daging kuda yang udah mati."

"Kuda mati? Kuda mati apa??"

"Kuda punya tuan."

"Kuda yang menang pacuan internasional itu?!!!"

"Iya tuan, Dia mati kecapen setelah narik gerobak tong air."

"Lu gila ya? gerobak air apaan???"

"Gerobak air buat madamin api, tuan..."

"Ya ampuun... api apa lagi???"

"Api di rumah tuan! Ada lilin yang jatuh dan apinya kena tirai... trus merembet deh."

"Ja..jadi..maksud lu villa mewah gua itu ancur berantakan gara-gara lilin?!!!"

"Begitulah, tuan."

"Tapi kan disitu banyak lampu!!! Tu lilin buat apaan???"

"Buat pemakaman, tuan."

"Demi Tuhan, pemakaman apa doooo??!!"

"Pemakaman istri Tuan... Suatu malam dia berjalan-jalan di dalam rumah yang gelap gulita, saya pikir maling, jadi saya hajar aja dia pake tongkat golf Nike tuan..."

Sunyi....,

Sunyi cukup lama....

"Doooo!!!... lu bener-bener dalam bahaya besar, kalo tu tongkat golf ampe patah..."

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Old 17th August
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Old 17th August
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koplak juga nih gan ceritanya

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ane ga sanggup ndan kena bencana yg kayak bapak itu
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anehnya...si bapak itu lebih khawatir sama tongkat golfnya daripada yg laennya...
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Hahahahahaha....ngakak abis ane baca ini ndan...
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Old 29th August
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n tmbah bkin ngakak yg terakhir ga mikirin istrinya malah mkirin tongkatnya
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