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Old 4th August 2011
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Default [Share] tips untuk mendapakan nomer HP cewek yg Komandan belon kenal (90% terbukti)

Permisi ndan,ane mau share nih beberapa tips buat Komandan2 yg pengen kenalan sm cewe yg Komandan blm kenal terus pengen minta nopenya tp Komandan malu atau takut pas Komandan datengin buat kenalan n minta no hp ntu cewe si cewe cuek dan ninggalin Komandan begitu aja

Ok,to the point yah ndan

Hal pertama yg Komandan2 sekalian prlu diperhatikan

1.punya 2 hp (1 aja juga ga pa2 kok ndan)

2.Hp pertamax Komandan,Komandan matikan

3.Hp yg ke 2 Komandan silent

4.Pastikan gerak-gerik Komandan tidak mencurigakan (seperti jambret,hipnotis atw tindak kriminal lainnya)

5.Bersikap sewajarnya

6.Janndan lebay,kelakuan biasa aja jgn norak

Apa bila Komandan Sudah memenuhi syarat langsung di coba praktekkan ya ndan

Sblm Komandan hampirin cewe tersebut Komandan matikan salah satu hp Komandan yg Komandan pake dan Komandan sapa denndan baik itu cewe,nah Komandan langsung aja kasi keluar jurus ini

Dialog:
A (Komandan)
C (target)

A:"maaf/permisi,boleh minta tolong gag?"

C:iya ada apa ya mas?

A:gini loh,hape saya batrainya habis...saya janjian sama temen saya mau ketemu..tapi gimana mau ketemu soalnya hp saya mati,apa boleh saya pinjem hpnya? (Bersikap biasa ya ndan jgn melakukan gerak-gerik seperti kriminal)

A: Janndan takut,saya orang baik2 kok
Kalau masih ragu ini hp saya biar yg km pendang
(Berikan hp pertamax Komandan yg sengaja Komandan matikan,tapi hp Komandan yg ke dua Komandan taruh dikantong

"INGAT...janndan lupa hp yg Komandan kantongin di SILENT dan VIRBATIONnya dimatikan biar gag ada suara2 bergetar yg mencurigakan dari kantong Komandan gtu)

Nah apabila cewe baik hati tersebut memberikan hp miliknya langsung aja Komandan sms ke hp yg ke dua Komandan yg ada kantong td (Bisa juga ke hp yg Komandan matikan tadi)
Terus sms apa gitu
contoh: "kamu dimana sob? Ane udh di parkiran nih,ane tunggu deket parkiran motor" (perhatikan laporan sms tersebut kalau memang sudah benar2 terkirim ke hp Komandan yg ke 2)

nah langsung berikan hp tersebut pada pemiliknya (janndan dibawa kabur,ntr Komandan diteriakin maling,terus ntr jadi bulan2an warga..bisa bonyok ntr )

Janndan lupa ucapin terima kasih kan sm ntu cewe yg baik hati ntu

Oke setelah Komandan selesai Komandan pergi jauh2 dari target
nah sesampai dirumah atau entah dimana Komandan langsuk cek hp ke 2 Komandan,ada sms dr nomer tanpa nama apa gak,nah hp Komandan yg pertamax Komandan nyalain terus sms deh nomer hp yg ada di hp ke 2 Komandan,bilang ini Komandan yg td pinjem hp ntu,ucapin terima kasih sekali lagi terus Komandan ajakin ngobrol2 gtu,minta alamat fb,twitter atau apalah yg tentang dy baru deh Komandan PDKT
Selanjutnya itu terserah Komandan,pintar2 Komandan aja ngeluarin jurus rayuan gombal Komandan.

Semoga bermanfaat ndan
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yahhh, itu mah kuno, lebih bagus kalo kita ngomong langsung ndan
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wahahaha, pantes dari awal disuruh jangan mencurigakan
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wah lumayan nih tipsnya
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yahhh, itu mah kuno, lebih bagus kalo kita ngomong langsung ndan
kalau itu bisa 70 % gagal ndan
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serasa dejavu dari forum sebelah deh
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waduh rada ribet juga y ndan


mesti punya 2 hp
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ijin nyimak bos
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ane coba dlu ndan..
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hahaha...
pengalaman pribadi kayaknya...
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