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Old 28th June 2011
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Default Cewe yg maniak kmptr :D

Bila seorang cewek maniak akan Komputer, maka biasanya pertanyaan yang biasa diajukan cowok sbb ?



Cowok: Hai cantik, mau jalan ga?
Cewek: Apache??? (Apa Sih)

Cowok: Hadiah ultah nanti kamu minta apa?
Cewek: PHP (HP)


Cowok: Say, bangun tidur ngapain? pasti buka HP liat SMS dariku ya?
Cewek: Gak...buka windows

Cowok: Kalung yang kuberi kemaren gimana?
Cewek: Unix

Cowok: 'tar malem jalan kemana?
Cewek: In new window

Cowok: Gimana sih cara ngerayu kamu?
Cewek: Gunakan keyword dan meta tag

Cowok: Bahasa Inggrisnya "keluar", apa?
Cewek: Escape

Cowok: Kepala gue pusing nih say, diapain yah?
Cewek: Format ajah

Cowok: Anak muda sekarang pinter-pinter ya, kecil-kecil dah maen internet.
Cewek: Makanya otak lo di-upgrade sana!


Cowok: Kok alamatmu susah banget sih, masa pake....
Cewek: URL

Cowok: Bahasa Inggrisnya "diam", apa?
Cewek: Shutdown

Cowok: Ros kemaren menang karena hujan deras, beruntung sekali yah...
Cewek: Harusnya pertandingan itu di-restart ajah

Cowok: Kemaren makan apa?
Cewek: Mouse

Cowok: Say, boleh ga gue punya pacar lagi?
Cewek: Boleh, siap-siap aja gue disconnect!

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Old 30th June 2011
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"Boleh, siap-siap aja gue disconnect! "
ngakak ane baca yg ini ndan
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ah ada ada aja nih tuh cewek maniak computer
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ada ada aja tuh..
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maniak bgt tuh cewe
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maniak ampe pake istilah komputer
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ga lucu banget sich..:noview:
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