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Old 17th June 2011
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Default Einstein vs Mr. Bean

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Spoiler for Einstein vs Bean:

Einstein (E) dan Mr. Bean ( B )
sedang dalam suatu penerbangan. Untuk mengisi waktu, Einstein mengajak Mr. Bean main tebak-tebakan.

E: jika kamu tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaanku, kau harus bayar $5. Bila aku yang tidak bisa jawab pertanyaanmu, aku bayar $500. Bagaimana?

B: okelah kalo beg..gitu!

E: berapa jarak bumi ke bulan?

Tanpa berpikir lama, Mr. Bean mengeluarkan dompet dan memberikan $5 kepada Einstein yg dg segera mengambilnya sambil tertawa kemenangan..

B: sekarang giliranku. Apa yang bila naik bukit menggunakan 3 kaki, kalo turun bukit pake 4 kaki?

Einstein berpikir keras. karena belum juga menemukan jawabannya, dia segera mengeluarkan laptopnya. Searching di google. Lalu mengontak kawan-kawan superjenius di klubnya.

Setelah satu jam belum juga terjawab, akhirnya Einstein menyerah. dan membayar $500 kepada Mr. Bean..

Mr. Bean hanya tersenyum kecil. Einstein rupanya masih penasaran.

E: ngomong-ngomong, apa yang bila naik bukit menggunakan 3 kaki dan jika turun bukit pake 4 kaki, Bean?

Tanpa bicara, Mr. Bean mengeluarkan dompetnya kembali dan menyerahkan kepada Einstein $5...!





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pinter jga tuh Mr. Bean
hebat menipu


terima barter
yg mau ane kasih tpi balasnya
via VM atau PM
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hehehehe........ ternyata pintar ga jaminan lolos dari penipu ......
makanya dalam kehidupan justru banyak orang pinter yang tertipu praktek penggandaan uang .... padahal yang ngelakukan penipuan justru orang2 bodoh
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hahahhaa...
ada-ada ajaa..
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wakakaka hebat juga si mr. bean hahah
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ORIENTASI YANG BERBEDA
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mantap dh..
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Wkakakakakakakakaka....
Spoiler for lucu:
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wheheheh jago tipu dy.....otak mafia juga hahaha
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