Ceriwis  

Go Back   Ceriwis > DISKUSI > Lounge > Jokes

Jokes Segala hal yang lucu dan kocak bisa kamu baca ataupun share disini.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 13th April 2016
MAndurung8's Avatar
MAndurung8 MAndurung8 is offline
Ceriwiser
 
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 371
Rep Power: 10
MAndurung8 mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default First Night

sebelumnya maap kalo berbau

just for laugh and heppy

ceriwisser yang baik wajib

ane gak menirima semoga ngakak





sebuah joke kisah pengantin baru Omes dan Lorena.

langsung aja dah,.,.

Spoiler for 1:
[COLOR=Magenta ]stelah foreplay 15-20 menit omes berbisik ke telinga lorena
[COLOR=Blue ]omes: "mah si [COLOR=Red ]willy[/COLOR] dah tegang nih..,"[/COLOR]

Lorena: "truss..,??"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "papah masukin ya.,!!"[/COLOR]

Lorena: "jangan dong pah.,."

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "loh, emang knapa mah.,??[/COLOR]

Lorena: "mamah lagi dapet pah.,"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "kalo yang seblahnya.,??"[/COLOR]

Lorena: "bentar pah mamah minum obat dulu,."

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "cepetan mah, dah ga tahan nih,.,.dah nyampe di ujung,."[/COLOR]

Lorena: "sabar dong pah.,"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "minum obat apaan si.,??"[/COLOR]

Lorena: "Obat diare pah, mamah lagi mencret.,"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "trus si willy urusannya gimana.,??[/COLOR]

Lorena: "tahan dulu pah mpe PMInya kelar.,"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "MULUTMU.,!!"[/COLOR]

Lorena: "lagi sariawan pah, perih banget.,"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "arrgghh.,"[/COLOR]

Lonera: "loh, mau kemana pah.,.?"

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: "Toilet.,.!!"[/COLOR]

Lorena: "jangan lupa pake lotion biar ga lecet,."

[COLOR=Blue ]Omes: [/COLOR]

[/COLOR]




cerita ini hanya fiktif belaka, apabila ada kesamaan nama tokoh , tempat, waktu, dan peristiwa, hanyalah kebetulan belaka
</div></div></div>
Multi Quote Quote

Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


 


All times are GMT +7. The time now is 02:35 AM.


no new posts