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Default [ga ngakak, botakin gw dah] Ngeles gaje ala si-Jupri

Monggo gan, langsung aja disimak..



Quote:Ceritanya, malam itu Jupri dibrentiin laju motornya oleh Polisi.



Jupri : "Emg salah aye apaan nih pak..?"

Polisi : "Maaf.. Anda mengendarai motor di malam hari tanpa lampu.."

Jupri (ngeles) : "Ape perlunya Pak ? Lampu pan udh banyak noh..?. Diatas jalan lampu, dipinggir trotoar2 lampu, disono ade lampu jg, masih perlu lampu lagi..?"



Polisi tidak menjawab, hanya langsung jongkok dan mengempeskan kedua ban motor si-Jupri.



Jupri : "Laah.... Apa-apaan ini Pak ? Koq ban motor aye dikempesin begitu..??, gimana aye mo pulang..??"

Polisi : "Lhoo, diatas jalan ada angin, di pinggir trotoar sono ade angin juga, disono ade angin, disini angin, didepan ada angin, masih perlu angin lagi..???"



Jupri : *&#$%$#@#..!!! [keselek ban]






Yang terhibur jangan lupa dunk

Last edited by: Tucano 09-03-2013 14:36
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