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Old 11th April 2016
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Default Hadiah ultah buat Nenek

Seorg kakek ingin membelikan hadiah ultah perkimpoian'a yg ke 50 u/ istri tercinta.

Si kakek ingin memberi BH kpd istri'a yg ky iklan di tv.

Pelayan : ukuran brp kek?

Kakek :waduh...itu dia yg kakek tdk tau.

Pelayan : S,M,L atau XL.?

Kakek : kagak ngarti neng.apaan itu S,M,L/XL.

Pelayan : segede semangka?

Kakek : kegedean atuh neng.

Pelayan : kelapa?

Kakek : msh kegedean.

Pelayan : apel?

Kakek : nah..hampir tuh neng..!

Pelayan : telor be2k?

Kakek : naaah...itu dia pas.tp telor bebeknya yg didadar neng, ukuran apaan tuh...?

Pelayan : *&^%$#@&^!.
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