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Old 11th April 2016
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Default Bahasa Inggris diubah jadi Bahasa Jawa, gak percaya? Masuk!!!

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Tadi gue sempat nyari sesuatu di Facebook, eh nemu beginian


Spoiler for Bahasa Inggris = Jawa:
Your teeth falling apart = UNTUMU NJEPAT
Your teeth got bruise = UNTUMU ABUH

Your teeth got exim = UNTUMU KUDISEN

Your teeth got wind = UNTUMU MASUK ANGIN

Your teeth spade seed = UNTUMU MIJI PACUL

Your teeth be destroyed = UNTUMU AMBROOOOLLLLL

Your knee got out = DENGKULMU MECOTHOT!

Your kneel abscess = DENGKULMU ABOH

Your head = ENDAS MU

Your eyes = MATAMU

Your bald head = GUNDUL MU !!

Your knees falling down = Dengkulmu anjlog !!

Your bellybutton turn up = Udhelmu bodong

Your bellybutton on fire = Udhelmu kobong !!

Your auntie's money = duwite mbokde mu tah ?

Your grandfather money = Duwite mBahmu !!

Your auntie teach you about that ? = mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??

Your mother goalkeeper = makmu kiper

your eyes only= matamu dewe ...

your eyes blank = moto mu picek

Your head asymetric = endasmu peang

Excuse me new born baby male or female = amit-amit jabang bayi lanang wedhok

Eat or not eat we are togather= mangan ora mangan ngumpul

Silent silent you eye eye me delicious only = meneng meneng matamu ngintip aku yo.

Puppy!!! = kirik!!!, (sing dipisuhi malah merasa imut)

Your forehead = BATHUKMU!

Grandpa = MBAHMU!

Your bald = GUNDULMU!

Less teach = KURANG AJAR!

Less sour = KURANG ASEM!

Mafia hood = BAJINGAN!

Hot ginger tea = BAJIGURRR! (klo gak mau ngomong BAJINGAN hehe)

As a kidfruit I dont follow mix = anak buah ora usah melu-melu

Little-little to me, little-little to me, but salary not up-up = sitik-sitik awakku tapine bayaran ra tau mundak

Don't play judge alone = ojo main hakim dewe

Soft creature = memedi

Like that yes like that but don't be likethat = ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono

My body is not delicious today = awak ku lagi gak enak.

Your face far away = raimu adoh

Your grandmother mortal somersault in the air : mBahmu Salto

Your crazy doesn't play = kowe edan tenan

Yes mother dont do that = YO MBOK OJO NGONO..!

Her Name Is Also Effort = jenenge ae usaha iki rek







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