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![]() ![]() ![]() Tadi gue sempat nyari sesuatu di Facebook, eh nemu beginian ![]() Spoiler for Bahasa Inggris = Jawa: Your teeth falling apart = UNTUMU NJEPAT Your teeth got bruise = UNTUMU ABUH Your teeth got exim = UNTUMU KUDISEN Your teeth got wind = UNTUMU MASUK ANGIN Your teeth spade seed = UNTUMU MIJI PACUL Your teeth be destroyed = UNTUMU AMBROOOOLLLLL Your knee got out = DENGKULMU MECOTHOT! Your kneel abscess = DENGKULMU ABOH Your head = ENDAS MU Your eyes = MATAMU Your bald head = GUNDUL MU !! Your knees falling down = Dengkulmu anjlog !! Your bellybutton turn up = Udhelmu bodong Your bellybutton on fire = Udhelmu kobong !! Your auntie's money = duwite mbokde mu tah ? Your grandfather money = Duwite mBahmu !! Your auntie teach you about that ? = mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo?? Your mother goalkeeper = makmu kiper your eyes only= matamu dewe ... your eyes blank = moto mu picek Your head asymetric = endasmu peang Excuse me new born baby male or female = amit-amit jabang bayi lanang wedhok Eat or not eat we are togather= mangan ora mangan ngumpul Silent silent you eye eye me delicious only = meneng meneng matamu ngintip aku yo. Puppy!!! = kirik!!!, (sing dipisuhi malah merasa imut) Your forehead = BATHUKMU! Grandpa = MBAHMU! Your bald = GUNDULMU! Less teach = KURANG AJAR! Less sour = KURANG ASEM! Mafia hood = BAJINGAN! Hot ginger tea = BAJIGURRR! (klo gak mau ngomong BAJINGAN hehe) As a kidfruit I dont follow mix = anak buah ora usah melu-melu Little-little to me, little-little to me, but salary not up-up = sitik-sitik awakku tapine bayaran ra tau mundak Don't play judge alone = ojo main hakim dewe Soft creature = memedi Like that yes like that but don't be likethat = ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono My body is not delicious today = awak ku lagi gak enak. Your face far away = raimu adoh Your grandmother mortal somersault in the air : mBahmu Salto Your crazy doesn't play = kowe edan tenan Yes mother dont do that = YO MBOK OJO NGONO..! Her Name Is Also Effort = jenenge ae usaha iki rek Gak nolak ![]() ![]() Multi Quote Quote Terkait:
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