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Old 11th April 2016
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Default sule sholat subuh

Sule solat subuh



Suatu subuh Sule mabuk berat habis

minum Topi Miring 1 gelas campur

minyak tanah 2liter.

Tiba2 ga ada

angin ga ada hujan sule pengen tobat

trus mau shalat Subuh ke Masjid...

Didepan Masjid sule ketemu Pak

Ustad. Pak Ustad yg melihat sule

sempoyongan kemudian bertanya

" mau ngapain ?? "

Shalat Subuh Pak Ustad.."

" Shalat Subuh berapa Raka'at?? Tanya

ustad lagi,, ngetes..

" 3 Raka'at.. Jawab sule seenaknya.. "

kamu pulang aja, kamu mabuk.. Kata

Ustad..

Sule pun pulang, dijalan ketemu

buyung pemuda yg rajin Shalat..

Sule : mau kemana lo ?

Buyung: mau ke Masjid shalat subuh..

Sule : lo mau Shalat Subuh berpa

Raka'at ??

Buyung : ya 2 Raka'at lah..

Sule : mending lu pulang aja deh,,

buyung : kenapa emangnya??

Sule : gue aja yg mau Shalat Subuh 3

Raka'at diusir sama Pak Ustad.. Apa

lagi lo yg cuman 2 Raka'at..

Buyung : Ciat... Ciat... Ciat..*congkel

idung sule..

Wakakakakakakakaka.
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