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Old 5th June 2011
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Pada suatu hari ada orang betawi yg baru jual tanahnya 2 hektar namanya Romli, setelah tanahnya laku dan mendapat duit banyak si Romli ceritanya beli motor balap.
pas keluar dealernya si Romli langsung tancap gas tuh motor sekenceng-kencengnya�. di persimpangan jalan dia ngeliat mobil BMW, tuh mobil langsung dipepet sama si Romli sambil gedor-geduor kaca tuh mobil sampe yang punya mobil kaget�.. duak�duak..duak�yang punya mobil buka kaca n nanya maksud si Romli

Yg punya mobil : � ada apaan!?�
Romli : �woy lo punya gak motor kayak gini?�
pikir yang punya mobil, ini orang pera� bgt mentang2 punya motor balap, dicuekinlah si Romli�. si Romli yg masih penasaran nge-gedor-gedor tuh mobil lagi..

Yg punya mobil :� apaan lagi siiih!!!!�
Romli : � wooooy looo puuunnnyyyyaaaa gaaaakkkk mottttoooorrrr kkkaaaaayyyyyaaakkkk gggiiiiiinnnnniiiii�..i???�
yg punya mobil bt ditanyain mulu langsung banting stir si romli yg lg ngebut nabrak tuh mobil�dan jatuh plus bersimbah darah pula,yg punya mobil merasa iba langsung turun mau nolongin si romli

Yg punya mobil : � eh..lo gak kenapa2 kan!?�
Romli : � woy lo punya gak motor kayak gini? gue cuma mao nanya rem-nye dimaneeee��. Yang kiri ato yang kanan ?"

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bruakakakakaak, , , , mau nanyain remnya ternyata dia
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lumayan bikin senyum
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kocak gan
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mau nanya rem ternyata..
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tu yang punya mobil su'udzon duluan...
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hahahaha........ ternyata dia bukan orang yang sombong .. cuma sedikit bego doang
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kirain ngajak balap ternyata cuma nanya rem
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Hihihhi...
kirain preman mo malakin, ternyata cuma nanya remnya yang mana.
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Pake rem kaki aja, ribet amat...
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