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Old 22nd May 2011
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Seorang penjahat kabur dari penjara setelah dipenjara 20 tahun. Dalam pelarian, ia menemui sebuah rumah dan mendobrak masuk kedalamnya untuk mencari uang. Tetapi yang ditemukan hanya sepasang pengantin muda yang sedang tidur di atas ranjang. Napi itu memerintahkan yang laki-laki turun dari ranjang dan mengikatnya dikursi.Kemudian sambil mengikat yang perempuan ke ranjang, napi itu mencium lehernya, lalu bergegas ke kamar mandi.

Sementara si napi berada di kamar mandi, sang suami berbisik ke istrinya "Istriku, orang ini penjahat yg kabur dari penjara. Lihat saja baju yg dipakai, dia mungkin sudah lama dipenjara dan belom pernah menyentuh wanita dalam waktu lama. Aku lihat bagaimana tadi dia mencium lehermu. Jika dia ingin berhubungan seks denganmu, jangan menolak, jangan mengeluh, lakukan sesuai keinginannya, berikan kepuasan. Orang ini berbahaya, jika marah, dia bisa membunuh kita. Jadi bertahanlah sayang. I Love You ...

"Balas sang istri, "Dia tidak mencium leherku. Tapi dia berbisik ke telingaku. Dia bilang dia homo dan menurutnya kamu seksi sekali dan dia menanyakan dimana body lotion ? Aku jawab di kamar mandi. Bertahanlah sayang. I Love You Too ...

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siapa target sebenarnya .... bertahanlah sayang, semua demi keselamatan kita

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:nyahaha:
Mampus dah tu cowo nya.
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Wk...

Lucu juga crita ente, ndan...
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kocak banget ndan..
ampe mules ane ketawa..
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.. tusbol tusbol deh...
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