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Old 9th July 2010
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1. Membaca makin jauh, kencing makin dekat.
2. Dulu tidur berhadap-hadapan, sekarang beradu pantat.
3. Dulu suka pakai minyak wangi, sekarang sering pakai minyak angin
4. Dulu 12 kali lebih dalam sebulan, sekarang belum tentu sekali sebulan
5. Dulu keras sekali selama menunggu, sekarang lama sekali menunggu keras.
6. Dulu langsung ON, sekarang langsung Down
7. Dulu sering tanya”HO SEH BO”, sekarang “SEHAT BO”
8. Dulu kencing asin, sekarang banyak yang sudah kencingnya manis
9. Dulu sering ajak makan enak, sekarang ajak makan obat
10. Dulu korbankan kesehatan demi kekayaan, sekarang korbankan kekayaan demi kesehatan
11. Dulu mengkritik generasi tua, sekarang mencela generasi muda
12. Dulu bermimpi untuk mengubah dunia, sekarang jadi insomnia karena dunia berubah terus.
13. Dulu dongkol karena nggak dikasih, sekarang jengkel karena ditagih.
14. Dulu pemburu nikmat, sekarang diburu tobat ... ampuuuuun ... ..
15. Dulu sering mengacungkan jari kelingking, sekarang mengacungkan jari telunjuk.
16. Dulu sering pake kaca mata, sekarang matanya sering berkaca-kaca.
17. Dulu sering "unjuk gigi", sekarang "unjuk gusi".
18. Dulu pandangan hidup (dipandang sudah hidup) sekarang jadi pegangan hidup (dipegang-pegang baru hidup)... kacian deh...
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ngakak ane.. judul 15 tapi kok ada 18 tu..eheh piss.
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ane nggak ngerti ndan
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dejavu ndan..
tapi keep post..
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Dulu sering baca ceriwis sekarang baca al quran........inget dosa...
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kencing manis :nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:





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hahaha lucu ndan. ngomong2 ho se boh apaan ndan artinya?
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