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Old 31st March 2011
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Jus apa yang turun dari langit?
Jus…tru itu saya ngga tau…..

Bagaimana suara kucing kalo jalannya mundur?
gnooooem….

Zainuddin M.Z. anak ke berapa?
Anak ke-26. Anak pertama namanya Zainuddin M.A., kedua Zainuddin M.B., dan seterusnya…

Cewek apa yang bolongnya di tengah?
Cewek-cewek bilang, sih….donat!

,Kopi apa yang bisa menggigit?
Kopiting

Sambel apa yang ada di pinggir jalan?
Sambel Ban

Apa bahasa Cinanya sepi?
Zun yi Zen yap

Kenapa anjing laut berkumis?
Karena mo nakutin kucing laut

Daun apa yang paling keras?
Smack daun.

Apa bahasa Arabnya diam di tempat?
Ta’kabur

Kenapa superman bisa terbang?
Kalau bisa nyopir namanya bukan superman, tapi sopir..man..!!

Putih, kecil, tapi kalo dipukul ngebangunin orang sekampung?
Nasi nempel di bedug

Kenapa anak kucing dan anak anjing suka berantem?
Namanya juga anak-anak!!!

Pohon apa yang paling banyak ditemui di Hari Raya Idul Fitri?
Pohon maaf lahir dan bathin.

Apaan yang bunder item kecil, tapi kalau lu
sentil lu bisa masuk rumah sakit?
Tahi lalat Marinir.

Ikan apa yang paling bau?
Ikan teri diselipin diketek BAPAK lu!

Kenapa Maradona pake nomor 10?
Karena kalau pake 36B kegedean.

70 hal apa saja yang disenangi wanita?
1 Shopping, yang lainnya. 69

Hewan apa yang bersaudara?
Katak beradik.

Fanta apa yang bau?
Fantat.

Mengapa ikan tidak hidup di darat?
Karena takut sama kucing.

Lobang apa yg rasanya hangat, nikmat, dan nyaman?
LO BANGun pagi� tarik selimut dan tidur lagi.

Apakah benar kita bakal sial kalau jumpa ama kucing hitam?
Itu tergantung, kamu itu manusia atau tikus.

Bagaimana cara membedakan antara zebra jantan dengan zebra betina?
Kalau zebra jantan warna aslinya hitam ber-garis� putih.
Kalau zebra betina warna aslinya putih ber-garis� hitam.

Tank apa yang moncongnya ke bawah?
Tankurep.

Tiang apa yang enak?
Tiang� minum es.

Kenapa orang� pada takut kehujanan?
Karena hujan itu kalau datang beraninya keroyokan. Coba kalau turunnya
satu persatu, pasti kagak ada yg bakalan takut, kan?

Dewa apa yang kesepian?
De wakto sedang sendere.

Lemari apa yang bisa masuk ke kantong?
Lema ribu-an.

Mengapa guru sejarah botaknya pada kepala bagian belakang, sedangkan
profesor dibagian depan?
Karena guru sejarah berpikir pada masa lampau,
sedang profesor berpikir untuk masa depan.

Telur apa yang ditakuti sama telur lainnya?
Telur asin, soalnya ada tatonya.

Kenapa di dalam bajaj nggak ada nyamuk?
Karena nyamuk sini cuma takut tiga roda.

Hewan apa yang paling aneh?
Belalang kupu�. Soalnya kalau siang makan
nasi kalau malam minum susu.

Kenapa harimau selalu makan daging mentah?
Karena nggak punya kompor.

Jam apa yang bisa dimakan?
Jambu, monyet!!!
Sori ya klo g rapi nyusun thread nya..
gpp lah..yg penting ngakak

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haha..udah dibaikin ko..cek aj lagi
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update lagi dunk tebakannya... :nyahaha:
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update lagi dunk tebakannya... :nyahaha:
tar ndan ane searching2 dulu
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w...ntah apa2 tebakan nya..
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hahaha.. ngakak ane bacanya..:nyahaha:
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w...ntah apa2 tebakan nya..
tebakan asal jadi itu ndan....tp mayan gokil

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hahaha.. ngakak ane bacanya..:nyahaha:
hwahaha...emank gokil ndan
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sep sep sep...update lg ndan
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