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Old 29th March 2011
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Seorang gadis yang merasa payudaranya kecil pergi ke seorang dokter.
"Dok, bisakah Anda membantu membesarkan payudara saya?"

"Wah, sayang sekali, saya tidak bisa. Tapi coba pergilah ke dukun di seberang jalan. Tanyakan ke dia, apakah dia mau kawin dengan anda. Kalau jawabannya tidak, payudara Anda akan bertambah besar satu centimeter."

Si gadis langsung menuju dukun tersebut.

"Maukah Anda kawin dengan saya?"

"Tidak!" jawab si dukun dengan tegas.

Si gadis pulang dan ketika memeriksa payudaranya ternyata memang bertambah besar satu centimeter. Tapi dia belum merasa puas, maka dia kembali ke tempat dukun tadi.

"Maukah anda kawin dengan saya?"

"Tidak!" kembali si dukun menjawab dengan lebih tegas.

Si gadis pulang. Ketika memeriksa payudaranya dia masih belum puas juga, karena baru bertambah 2 cm.
Untuk ketiga kalinya dia mendatangi si dukun.

"Maukah anda kawin dengan saya?"

"Kamu lagi, kamu lagi. SERIBU kali saya bilang tidak !"

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Old 30th March 2011
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repost sepertinya..
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jadi sebesar apa uh ndan?:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkk
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wah gede banget.
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gk bisa bayangin sebesar apa gedhenya.. :nyahaha:
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