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Old 4th January 2010
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Default Kehilangan Istri Saat Scuba Diving

Setelah berolah raga scuba diving bersama, seorang suami kehilangan pasangannya dan melaporkan ke pihak polisi pantai. Polisi yang mengusutnya ternyata baru berhasil menemukan istri bapak tersebut setelah lebih dari 24 jam tenggelam.

Polisi : "Kami berhasil menemukan istri bapak dan membawa khabar buruk dan baik mengenai istri Bapak."

Suami : "Tolong sebutkan khabar buruknya saja terlebih dahulu!"

Polisi : "Buruknya, Istri Bapak ternyata hanyut dan terbawa arus sampai di dasar laut yang cukup dalam dan baru bisa diangkat besok. dan Kabar baiknya, anggota kami menemukan beberapa lobster berukuran besar dan beberapa kepiting besar di atas tubuh istri Bapak."

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??? maksud yang aneh ndan, wkk, nice try
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maksudnya membingungkan nih ndan...
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Kasian... Istrinya dimakan kepiting
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hahaha...masa lebih milih tangkap lobster daripada nylematin istri sih bapak..
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Mending gak usah didenger deh kabar baiknya.
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suaminya nelayan pa nie kok kbr baek??
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hah ra mudeng
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masih juga cari untung tu polisi
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