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Old 3rd March 2011
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Thumbs up 7 Tips Bila Bertemu 7 Jenis Hantu

Tip 1: Hantu Pocong
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Hantu yang berbungkus macam lepat pisang baru masak memang mudah dicari
kelemahannya. Kita hanya perlu buka tali pengikat di atas kepalanya dan
tarik kain balutannya. Sudah tentu dia akan berasa malu karena dia tidak pakai
apa apa pun, selain kain kapan pembungkusnya nya,,

Tip 2: Hantu Langsuir
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hantu ini suka pandangi wajah kita, jadi beranikan diri anda lihat balik muka
hantunya sambil mengeluarkan lidah. Kalau tdk coba perlihatkan cermin ke muka hantu langsuir ini pasti dya terkejut melihat wajahnya dan hantuakan tersipu-sipu malu.

Tip 3: Hantu kuntilanak
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Hantu yang suka ketawa. Kalau berjumpa dengan dia, kita pun mestilah
ketawa sama. Kalau boleh kita coba tertawa yang lebih keras, agar dya terkejut..karena dikalahkan oleh kita

Tip 4: Hantu Raya -----------------
Hantu ini suka menyamar manusia. Cara mengalahkannya
senang saja, salamlah setiap kali jumpa dia,bagi duit ,ajak
main meriam buluh, suruh memasak dodol atau jaga lemang. Tentu dia takkan ganggu kita sebab banyak kerja


Tip 5: Hantu Galah
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Hantu ini la yang paling tinggi di muka bumi. Kalau berjumpa dia, kita
hendaklah tiarap. Pasti hantu ini takkan merasa kalw kita ada didekat dya

Tip 6: Hantu JeLangkung
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Dia ini ada kulit tapi tipis. Tinggal rangka saja,dan paling mudah untuk
menewaskannya. Kita hanya perlu dorong dahinya dengan telunjuk dan lihat
pasti hantunya bergerak kesana kemari dan lama2 pastinya tumbang dan kalahlah hantu ini

Tip 7: Hantu Tuyul
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kalw berjumpa dengan hantu ini, kasih duit satu logam 50 rupiah bergoni-goni nanti tuyul akan mengira itu duit emas,trus hantu akan membawa ke tuannya,setelah itu tuannya akan bingung ,,dimana akan menukarkan uang receh 50 rupiah tersebut

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ane nyimak dulu ndan..
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wew.. hantu aja takut liat ane ndan.. kkkkkkkkkk
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wew.. hantu aja takut liat ane ndan.. kkkkkkkkkk
:nyahaha: :nyahaha: :nyahaha:
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:s hutup:
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ane ngakak ndaaannn
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hahahaaaa
nukerin duit gocapan sekarung...
berat amat tttuh pastinye
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nukernya ke pom bensin ndan
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g mau ktmu hantu ndan atut
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wkwkw.. lucu banget ndan.. ngakak guee
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