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Old 4th January 2011
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Seorang wartawan mewawancarai satu-satunya penumpang yang selamat dari
kecelakaan pesawat (seekor monyet sirkus yang bisa ngomong). M: monyet;
W: wartawan

w: Nyet, bisa cerita penyebab kecelakaan?
m: Bica.
w: Waktu pesawat take-off orang-orang ngapain aja?
m: Penumpang duduk-duduk, pramugari gerak-gerak( maksudnya lagi
memperagakan
cara menghadapi kecelakaan), pilot pegang setir.
w: Kamu ngapain?
m: Aku ikut duduk-duduk.
w: Setelah 10 menit di udara, orang-orang ngapain?
m: Penumpang duduk-duduk, pramugari jalan-jalan (membagikan snack),
pilot
pegang setir.
w: Kamu ngapain?
m: Aku makan pisang.
w: Setelah 20 menit, orang-orang ngapain?
m: Penumpang jalan-jalan (ke toilet, dll), pramugari jalan-jalan
(melayani
penumpang), pilot pegang setir.
w: Kamu ngapain?
m: Aku duduk-duduk.
w: Setelah 30 menit, orang-orang ngapain?
m: Penumpang tidur-tiduran, pramugari jalan-jalan( ke ruang pilot),
pilot
pegang setir.
w: Kamu ngapain?
m: Aku jalan-jalan (ngikutin pramugari).
w: Setelah 45 menit, orang-orang ngapain?
m: Penumpang ketiduran, pramugari mencium pilot, pilot merespon.
w: Kamu ngapain?
m: Aku pegang setir.


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Pesan TS:

Spoiler for pesan:

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pilotnya diganti ama monyet ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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numpang ngakak ndan
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ternyata pilot penyebabnya
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wakakakakkakaka .. monyet toh gara"nya
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Gokil monyetnya jadi pilot jiakakaka
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