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Old 9th June 2012
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mas dalemin: iem.. aku tak pergi keja dulu yo !! aku da lembur malem ini, pak mandor nyuruh aku jaga tokonya malam ini.

darsiem : iya mas.. tapi aku gimana toh !! maso` aku ditinggal sendiri ??

mas dalemin : yo.. gimana lagi toh iem !! aku gak bisa nolak

darsiem : yowes.. hati2..

mas dalemin : iyo.. klo ada apa2 panggil aku yo..

mas dalemin pun berangkat !!

malam pun semakin larut.. dan tiba-tiba dibalik semak hutan,seorang pencuri amatiran sedang mengintai rumah darsiem yang ditinggal sang suaminya ... dan masuk

brakk.... ( mendobrak pintu )

dan ternyata darsiem yang sedangtidur pulas tanpa pakaian, hanya sehelai kain menutupi tubuh mulusnya.. terkejut hingga (.)(.) terlihat jelas..

darsiem : kamu siapa ??? mau ngapain ??

karna melihat kemolekan (.)(.) darsiem yang aduhai, si pencuri lupa akan tujuan awal dia datang ..

kemudian ..

ahh... (menimpa tubuh darsiem) ...

darsiem : jangan !!! jangan perkosa saya!!! (menjerit)

pencuri itu tak menghiraukan.. dan terus memperkosa darsiem

karena darsiem ingat akan pesan sang suami, "jika ada apa2 panggil aku yo !!" , darsiem pun menjerit memanggil suami nya..

darsiem : masss..aaghhh..ughh..masss daleminn!!!! mas daleminnn aahhh..ughhh !!

pencuri : wesss...wess ta` daleminnn ikii..piye tohhh






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lagi nama aneh2 aja..w...sadis...
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Hahaaha lumayan bisa nyengir nyengir gan ..
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kwkk.kocak ni
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hahahah ada ada aja gan
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Hahahhahahahaha dalemin joooo Keren euy
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agak ngakak dikit ..
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waduh hhaha...
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hhaha lucu gan
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hehehehehhehe kocak bener dah

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