Never Argue with a Child! very cute and funny !!

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic

elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was

a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on

the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."



Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the

table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had

written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.



The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.



Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a

human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".



The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor."



A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the

teacher. She's dead."



Teacher :@#$%&*$#

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Anak-anak berbaris di kantin Sekolah Dasar Katolik untuk makan siang. Diatas meja terdapat tumpukan besar apel. Biarawati itu membuat catatan, dan ditulis di keranjang : "Hanya boleh ambil satu Apel, Hanya Tuhan yang melihat..."



Bergerak lebih lanjut sepanjang garis makan siang, di ujung lain dari meja ada tumpukan besar kue chocolate chip. Seorang anak menulis catatan, "Ambil semua yang kalian mau Tuhan sedang mengawasi apel.."

Seorang gadis kecil sedang berbicara dengan gurunya tentang ikan paus. Sang guru berkata "secara fisik tidak mungkin bagi ikan paus menelan manusia bahkan meskipun Paus itu adalah mamalia yang sangat besar, tenggorokannya sangat kecil.



Gadis kecil menyatakan bahwa Nabi Yunus ditelan ikan paus.



Dengan kesal, guru menegaskan bahwa ikan paus tidak makan manusia, melainkan memakan ikan-ikan kecil. Gadis kecil itu berkata, "Ketika saya sampai ke sorga, saya akan bertanya pada Nabi Yunus ".



Guru bertanya, "Bagaimana jika Yunus pergi ke neraka?"

Si gadis kecil menjawab, "Kalau begitu Ibu saja yang bertanya padanya".

Anak-anak semua telah difoto, dan guru berusaha membujuk mereka masing-masing untuk membeli hasil foto secara berkelompok.



"Coba pikirkan bagaimana bagusnya ketika kalian melihatnya saat kalian sudah dewasa dan berkata, "Hei itu adalah Jennifer; dia pengacara, 'atau' Itu Michael. Dia dokter. "



Sebuah suara kecil di bagian belakang ruangan terdengar, "Dan itu Bu guru. Dia sudah mati. "



Guru : $#@%&*$#@ (kesal)