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Old 6th December 2011
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Wakidjan begitu terpesona dengan permainan piano Nadine. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"

Nadine yang mendapat ucapan itu bengong, "Not a play?"

"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main!," ungkap Wakidjan menerangkan.

Agus yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah, "Bukan main itu bukan Not a Play, Djan."

"Your granny! (Mbahmu!). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok. (Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)," ungkap Wakidjan Ngeyel.

Lalu Wakidjan berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk). But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan). I just want a meal together."

"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Agus tambah gemes.

"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Gus. Be wrong a little is OK toch.?"

Nadine cuman senyum kecil, "I would love to, but ..."

"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)," sambut Wakidjan ramah.

"Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam- macam kok)."

Setelah Nadine pergi, ganti Wakidjan yang menatap Agus dengan sebal. "Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"

Agus cari kalimat penutup, "Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).

Wakidjan nyengir dan nyeletuk, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha).
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Wakidjan begitu terpesona dengan permainan piano Nadine. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"

Nadine yang mendapat ucapan itu bengong, "Not a play?"

"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main!," ungkap Wakidjan menerangkan.

Agus yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah, "Bukan main itu bukan Not a Play, Djan."

"Your granny! (Mbahmu!). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok. (Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)," ungkap Wakidjan Ngeyel.

Lalu Wakidjan berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk). But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan). I just want a meal together."

"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Agus tambah gemes.

"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Gus. Be wrong a little is OK toch.?"

Nadine cuman senyum kecil, "I would love to, but ..."

"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)," sambut Wakidjan ramah.

"Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam- macam kok)."

Setelah Nadine pergi, ganti Wakidjan yang menatap Agus dengan sebal. "Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"

Agus cari kalimat penutup, "Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).

Wakidjan nyengir dan nyeletuk, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha).

kocak banget

bagus bgt karya cc @_@
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ahihihi... kocak bgt

kacau juga yah kalau orang kampung ngomong inggris...


Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^

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bhs inggris org koplak nih, masa iya begitu
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geblek tingkat dunia
parah bener inggrisnya
slow slow from safe = pelan-pelan asal selamat
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hahahahaha... diterjemahin satu2 pake kamus.. koplak..
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perlu kursus ke kampung inggris dipare tuh
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epic banget
wong jowo ladenin londo
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Ane tambahin ndan:

NEW FEAR THE ME IS 3 --> Nyupir demi istri
CAN'T ARE ROCK --> Ken Arok
be are the kill us all come **** -->Biar dekil asal kompak
SO FEAR SHE N THINK ---> Sopir Sinting
BE YOUNG CARE ROCK ---> Biang Kerok
Alone By Must ---> Alon bae Mas
Do Now .. Casino ... In Draw ... War Cop DKI

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ko bisa jadi nyambung gitu yah hahaha
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