kripix
28th May 2012, 06:18 AM
Apa sih ciri pacaran jaman sekarang? hehe btw ini hanya jokes yah
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Oke semoga terhibur hehe
Kalo Dompet Ga Tebel,Ga Mau Nempel.
Kalo Ga Roda Empat,Ga Mau Deket.
Kalo Ga Ninja,Ga Manja.
Kalo Ga Vixion,Ga Mau Action.
Dijemput Vespa,Malah Ga Mau Jumpa.
Dianter Supra,Ga Mau Mesra.
Dibonceng Kirana,Bikin Merana
Dibonceng Scoopy,Cuma Cium Pipi
Diajak Naek Angkot,Malah Melotot
Diajak Naek Bus Malah Minta Putus.
Diajak Jalan kaki,Malah Maki Maki
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Originally Posted by inzhabil
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520166588#post520166588)
diajak naik astut
malah kentut2:mahos
Originally Posted by ArchLive
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520187608#post520187608)
Diajak makan di warung
eh malah ngajak tarung
Originally Posted by niwrr
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520200885#post520200885)
diajak naik bemo, eh tak taunya homo .. :ngakak:
Originally Posted by harisuciha
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520252747#post520252747)
dikado popok,malah nabok
Originally Posted by TroubleMaker14
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520701223#post520701223)
dijemput becak, malah mencak-mencak
Originally Posted by ridho67
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520717051#post520717051)
kalo gak blackberry malah di Beri ! :ngakak:
Originally Posted by uyunghe
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520741379#post520741379)
kalo nggak iphon ga mau kelon
:cd:
Originally Posted by abyanvcf
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520765121#post520765121)
kalo ga satria ga mau gaya
masukin pekione gan
:D
Originally Posted by justname
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520856777#post520856777)
ga tajir, doi ngacir :cd:
Originally Posted by od1e24
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=521000830#post521000830)
ga tajir ga asik :D
Originally Posted by rombenk87
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=521343589#post521343589)
kalo gak FU (satria fu) gak i love you....:D
Originally Posted by krisnandikaji
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=521747098#post521747098)
ga mau diajak maen, lo gue end. http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
gimana gan ? kalo ucul taro pekiwan dong
Originally Posted by Bonapart3
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=522435998#post522435998)
bantuin update ah!!!
ga jalan ke mall, ditampol :hammer:
:D :D :D
Originally Posted by condetngaskus
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=523048980#post523048980)
ane tambahin gan...
"makan di warteg, bikin keseleg...." http://www.laymark.com/i/o/89.gif
"makan di McD, biar trendi..." http://www.laymark.com/i/o/68.gif
Originally Posted by Zuhrias
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=532495399#post532495399)
kalau dijemput pake jupie, dia cium phipi,,, :ganteng:
kalau pake pedah ontel, di nimpuk sendal... :cd:
awawawawaw,,,,,
Originally Posted by adzuki
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=538289839#post538289839)
kalo gak blackberry malah di Berri ! :ngakak:
Originally Posted by ..KASKUS..OKE..
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=538495044#post538495044)
hehe.., ade-ade aje neh...,, boleh juga Lah tuk sarapan pagi2..... :D
diajak naik apansah., malem'nya minta maen sampe basah.. :hammer2:
Originally Posted by heroegodai
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=538504590#post538504590)
g tampan gpp, yg penting mapan
:hammer:
pajang depan boleh donk gan
:ganteng:
Originally Posted by Vintak
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=553331899#post553331899)
Dijemput pake PULSAR mata BERBINAR-BINAR...:mahos
Originally Posted by amd_hunter
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=539825959#post539825959)
:ganteng: Dianter Lamborghini langsung minta dijadiin bini...:ganteng:
Originally Posted by jajajar
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=544328886#post544328886)
wah bener banget tuh gan :2good:
di jemput pake mio , malah dikatain kaya komodo
taro pekiwan gan hehehe
Originally Posted by t36uhdcfc
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=547618289#post547618289)
kalo kaga ferrari cewe langsung lari :ngakak: :ngakak:
Boleh pejwan kalo tertarik :D http://img.kaskus.co.id/images/kaskusmobile_hp.gif
Originally Posted by FafaMonno
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=548605334#post548605334)
haha kocak gan :ngakak:
ane tambahin deh gan "di jemput pake spacy, malah di lempar panci" :D
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Originally Posted by ayang2ku
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=548649236#post548649236)
Pake bekjul malah ngebul
Motto pacaran ala sekarang :
GAUL BEBAS
BURUNGPUN LEPAS
ALHASIL LEMAS
NODA MEMBEKAS
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[/spoiler] for bukti no repost:
http://cdn-u.kaskus.co.id/59/tfram9zc.jpg
Oke semoga terhibur hehe
Kalo Dompet Ga Tebel,Ga Mau Nempel.
Kalo Ga Roda Empat,Ga Mau Deket.
Kalo Ga Ninja,Ga Manja.
Kalo Ga Vixion,Ga Mau Action.
Dijemput Vespa,Malah Ga Mau Jumpa.
Dianter Supra,Ga Mau Mesra.
Dibonceng Kirana,Bikin Merana
Dibonceng Scoopy,Cuma Cium Pipi
Diajak Naek Angkot,Malah Melotot
Diajak Naek Bus Malah Minta Putus.
Diajak Jalan kaki,Malah Maki Maki
for tambahan dari ceriwiser:
[/quote]
Originally Posted by inzhabil
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520166588#post520166588)
diajak naik astut
malah kentut2:mahos
Originally Posted by ArchLive
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520187608#post520187608)
Diajak makan di warung
eh malah ngajak tarung
Originally Posted by niwrr
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520200885#post520200885)
diajak naik bemo, eh tak taunya homo .. :ngakak:
Originally Posted by harisuciha
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520252747#post520252747)
dikado popok,malah nabok
Originally Posted by TroubleMaker14
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520701223#post520701223)
dijemput becak, malah mencak-mencak
Originally Posted by ridho67
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520717051#post520717051)
kalo gak blackberry malah di Beri ! :ngakak:
Originally Posted by uyunghe
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520741379#post520741379)
kalo nggak iphon ga mau kelon
:cd:
Originally Posted by abyanvcf
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520765121#post520765121)
kalo ga satria ga mau gaya
masukin pekione gan
:D
Originally Posted by justname
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=520856777#post520856777)
ga tajir, doi ngacir :cd:
Originally Posted by od1e24
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=521000830#post521000830)
ga tajir ga asik :D
Originally Posted by rombenk87
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=521343589#post521343589)
kalo gak FU (satria fu) gak i love you....:D
Originally Posted by krisnandikaji
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=521747098#post521747098)
ga mau diajak maen, lo gue end. http://ceri.ws/smilies/small_ngakak.gif
gimana gan ? kalo ucul taro pekiwan dong
Originally Posted by Bonapart3
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=522435998#post522435998)
bantuin update ah!!!
ga jalan ke mall, ditampol :hammer:
:D :D :D
Originally Posted by condetngaskus
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=523048980#post523048980)
ane tambahin gan...
"makan di warteg, bikin keseleg...." http://www.laymark.com/i/o/89.gif
"makan di McD, biar trendi..." http://www.laymark.com/i/o/68.gif
Originally Posted by Zuhrias
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=532495399#post532495399)
kalau dijemput pake jupie, dia cium phipi,,, :ganteng:
kalau pake pedah ontel, di nimpuk sendal... :cd:
awawawawaw,,,,,
Originally Posted by adzuki
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=538289839#post538289839)
kalo gak blackberry malah di Berri ! :ngakak:
Originally Posted by ..KASKUS..OKE..
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=538495044#post538495044)
hehe.., ade-ade aje neh...,, boleh juga Lah tuk sarapan pagi2..... :D
diajak naik apansah., malem'nya minta maen sampe basah.. :hammer2:
Originally Posted by heroegodai
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=538504590#post538504590)
g tampan gpp, yg penting mapan
:hammer:
pajang depan boleh donk gan
:ganteng:
Originally Posted by Vintak
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=553331899#post553331899)
Dijemput pake PULSAR mata BERBINAR-BINAR...:mahos
Originally Posted by amd_hunter
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=539825959#post539825959)
:ganteng: Dianter Lamborghini langsung minta dijadiin bini...:ganteng:
Originally Posted by jajajar
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=544328886#post544328886)
wah bener banget tuh gan :2good:
di jemput pake mio , malah dikatain kaya komodo
taro pekiwan gan hehehe
Originally Posted by t36uhdcfc
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=547618289#post547618289)
kalo kaga ferrari cewe langsung lari :ngakak: :ngakak:
Boleh pejwan kalo tertarik :D http://img.kaskus.co.id/images/kaskusmobile_hp.gif
Originally Posted by FafaMonno
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=548605334#post548605334)
haha kocak gan :ngakak:
ane tambahin deh gan "di jemput pake spacy, malah di lempar panci" :D
[quote]
Originally Posted by ayang2ku
http://static.kaskus.co.id/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.ceriwis.us/showthread.php?p=548649236#post548649236)
Pake bekjul malah ngebul
Motto pacaran ala sekarang :
GAUL BEBAS
BURUNGPUN LEPAS
ALHASIL LEMAS
NODA MEMBEKAS
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