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Old 11th January 2010
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Tanda-tanda terjadinya kecanduan Internet adalah :

1. Mas kawin yang Anda minta di hari pernikahan adalah seperangkat komputer dan modem. Tunai!

2. Bel di rumah Anda bertuliskan �Click here to continue�

3. Pintu kamar mandi Anda bertuliskan �This site contains Adult Material, please verify your age�

4. Anda menanyakan apakah ada email baru untuk anda kepada Pak Pos yang mengantarkan kartu lebaran.

5. Mimpi anda selalu berawal dengan http://www.

6. Anda menggunakan search engine untuk mencari anak anda yang sudah tiga hari tidak pulang ke rumah.

7. �Unable to locate your server!� kata Anda ketika menerima telepon salah sambung.

8. Anak-anak Anda diberi nama Joko.gov agar kelak dia jadi pegawai negeri sipil dan Tole.edu agar kelak dia jadi mahasiswa abadi.

9. Suara dengkuran Anda sudah persis mirip dengan suara Handshake modem.

10. Anda susah menggerakan jari Anda karena Anda sudah online selama 36 jam

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Old 29th January 2010
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ternyata ane bisa dapet perawan...
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Old 29th January 2010
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jiakakakaka lucu lucu ndan hehehehe
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Old 1st February 2010
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Hehe, maniak banget...
Kalo punya bayi lg nangis dikasi .com
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ada2 aja nih komandan,,ampe segitunya ama internet,,gege
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adult material di kamar mandi ???
hahahha boleh boleh ndan
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mas kawinnya modem!!
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jiakakakak konyol ndan,..
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hahaha..nih mah udah terlalu maniak..
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Mimpi selalu berawal dari http://www. ?
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