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Old 8th June 2010
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andri lagi asik bergumul sore-sore dengan selingkuhannya. Ketika tiba-tiba si cewek bilang, "Gawat... suamiku pulang tuh. Buruan deh kamu kabur lewat jendela..!" dengan panik andri menyambar baju, celana dan sepatunya, dan kabur lewat jendela.

Di luar ternyata hujan. Takut ketahuan, Andri lari tanpa sempat pakai baju. Tidak jauh dari rumah si cewek pas kebetulan lewat rombongan pelari marathon. Andri buru-buru membaur ditengah rombongan pelari, biar gak keliatan lagi sama suami si cewek tadi.

Beberapa pelari di sekitar Andri heran ngeliat Andri lari bugil sambil pegang baju. Salah seorang bertanya, "Ngapain kamu lari bugil...?" Jack jawab sekenanya,

"Mmmm... aku demen yang back to nature.. biar menyatu dengan alam..."

Yang lain nanya lagi, "Sering lari bugil kayak gini?" makin bingung Andri cari alesan. "Nngg.. kadang-kadang aja... kalau sore-sore.. biar gak kepanasan..."

Pelari yang lain nimpalin...

"sering lari bugil dengan kondom terpasang gitu?"

Dengan tersipu Andri jawab sedapetnya... "Mmm... kalau pas hujan aja sih... biar terlindung..."

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kondom masih kepasang -> lagi ngaceng -> gimana caranya lari sambil ngaceng? susah tuh komandan
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Old 10th June 2010
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jiah kondom nya lupa di lepas tuh ndan
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Old 25th June 2010
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Alasan yg cukup pintar
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hahaha.. lari bugil pake kondom..:nyahaha:
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..alesannya biar ga ke ujanan..hahaaa
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Old 6th November 2011
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healah ahahaha
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pinter cari alesan ni orang..
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anunya pake ponco
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perlindungan maksimal
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