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hehe langsung aja ya ndan ane sambung yang kemaren,,biar agak seru dikit,
maangap ya kalo
lebih baik di
atau di kasih biar semangat .
Setelah serangkain ujian dan test, akhirnya terpilihlah 5 orang wanita cantik untuk memperebutkan 1 posisi sebagai sekretaris di sebuah perusahaan. Si Bos bingung memilih mana dari kelima wanita tersebut, karena semuanya memiliki kualifikasi yang baik.

Akhirnya si Bos pun melakukan tatap muka dengan ke 5 calon sekretaris nya tersebut.

Bos: "Oke, kalian ber-5 telah berhasil melewati serangkaian ujian dan test yang berat. Sekarang adalah ujian terakhir. Sayangnya saya hanya akan memilih 1 diantara kalian untuk menempati posisi sebagai sekretaris saya di perusahaan ini, dengan gaji 30 juta/bulan."

Si Bos menghela nafas sebentar, "cantik-cantik semuanya," batin si Bos.

"Oke, Sekarang, saya membutuhkan 1 jawaban terbaik & logis dari kalian.Pertanyaannya: Wanita memiliki 2 mulut! Yaitu mulut atas, dan mulut bawah, apakah perbedaan dari kedua mulut tersebut?" Tanya si Bos akhirnya.

Kelima wanita cantik tadi berpikir sejenak, dan inilah jawaban mereka :

Wanita-1: "yang 1 vertikal, dan 1 lagi horizontal, Pak.."
"Hem... sangat baik, kamu memiliki pandangan sosiologis yg bagus." ujar si Bos sambil tersenyum puas.

Wanita 2: "yang 1 berbulu, dan 1 lagi tidak, Pak.."
"mengesankan, kamu realistis." kata si Bos dengan mengangguk.

Wanita 3: "yang 1 bisa bicara, 1 lagi tidak bisa bicara Pak"
"Cukup bagus, kamu mengedepankan aspek komunikatif, hal penting bagi seorang sekertaris."

Wanita 4: "yang 1 ada gigi, 1 lagi ompong Pak"
Boss: hahahaha... kamu orang yang sangat humoris..

Wanita yang ke-5 bingung, karena semua jawaban yang terlintas dibenaknya sudah di sebutkan oleh yang lain. Tiba-tiba dia menemukan ide. Sambil tersenyum manja, wanita ke 5 menjawab :
"Mulut yang 1 dipake sendiri.... mulut yang lain dipake sama... Bosss" (sambil tersipu malu)

Si Bos tersentak kaget, dan langsung berdiri. Kata si Bos : "YAA....!! KAMU SAYA TERIMA!"



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maaf ndan bukan tidak menghargai , tapi ane belum ngerti nih ndan .

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Wanita 4: "yang 1 ada gigi, 1 lagi ompong Pak"
Boss: hahahaha... kamu orang yang sangat humoris..

hahahahha yang kocak ini

yang wanita 5 ada2 aja nih
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cerdik kali sekretaris yg 5
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yg kelima itu pinter..

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yang kelima jawabanya sangat sangat bisa diterima dan masuk akal.

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wajarlah jawaban wanita ke 5 langsung diterima jadi sekertaris....
secara, langsung dikasih lampu ijo....
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wk.... pinter jual diri wkwkw.....
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dasar bossss mesum
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terimakasih sudah mampir ya kumandan


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