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1. Orang gendut dosanya lebih sedikit, jarang orang gendut yg jadi maling, karena mereka sadar gampang ketangkep

2. Orang gendut rata2 lebih kaya daripada orang kurus, lihat boss2, konglomerat, mafioso, dll... Mana ada yg kurus? Besarnya lingkar pinggang mereka menandakan tingkat kesuksesan hidup mereka

3. Orang gendut banyak amal:
-ketika mereka terlihat lucu dan orang kurus tertawa, itu amal.
-ketika orang kurus naek mikrolet trus duduknya kegencet orang gendut dan orang kurus menggerutu, amalnya pindah.
-ketika orang kurus bisa merasa langsing diantara orang
gendut, amal buat si endut

4. Orang gendut mempunyai tingkat kebisingan yg rendah: orang kurus ketika menubruk tembog akan menghasil suara "BRAAAKKKKKK...!!!", sedangkan orang gendut hanya menimbulkan suara "mmmbuugghh..." lalu "tooeeenk" :-)
*mental*

5. Orang gendut punya suara indah: lihat penyanyi seriosa yg punya suara tenor dan sopran, rata2 endut
kan? Contoh: Pavarroti.

6. Orang gendut mempunyai daya tahan lebih. Contoh: Ketika tersesat tanpa makanan selama 2 minggu di kutub utara, orang kurus pasti udah ko'it duluan jadi santapan beruang kutub. Sedangkan si beruang tidak memakan orang gendut karena: "WaH ada friend nech" :-)

7. Orang gendut menyejukkan dunia: Ketika upacara ditengah terik matahari, pasti orang kurus berlindung dibalik bayangan orang gendut

8. Orang gendut mampu menghemat waktu: ketika ada angkot ngetem penumpang dan yg naik hanya orang kurus, pasti gak jalan2 dan isinya kyk ikan sarden, tapi beda ketika orang gendut naik, belum buka
pintu, angkotnya udah kaboer duluan :-)

9. Orang gendut save the water. Ketika makan yg pedes2 dan panas2, orang gendut akan menghasilkan keringat lebih banyak, so biasanya itu mampu menghemat air minum dan MCK :-)

10. Orang gendut itu rata2 berjiwa lembut. Hayo ngaku siapa yg punya pacar endut?!! pasti sering tiduran di peyut pacarnya :-)

11. Orang gendut cape juga ngetik status lebay ini, istirahat dulu ah... *benerin posisi jari2 yg bentuknya jempol semua ini*

12. Orang gendut go green. Ga pernah lihat kan orang gendut berguling2 di rumput yg ada tanda dilarang menginjak?
*takut ga bisa bangun*

13. Orang gendut lebih disayang ortu. Liat aja balita gendut lebih disukai ketimbang yg ceking: "Aduch anak capa nie, koq endut bangeet" *cubit2 pipi*

14. Orang gendut itu keren, ketika orang gendut, botak lagi, keluar dari sedan mewah, pasti langsung dikira juragan. Tapi kalo orang kurus yg keluar dari sedan mewah, "halah palingan supirnya...
Hidup Enduuuttt....!!

Big Is Beautifull...


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setuju ndan ama pribahasa "big is handsome"
soalnya ane endut + gemuk..
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