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Old 25th February 2012
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Talking Kisah huruf "J"
Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh boring n bete abis, jadi dia tanya
Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"
"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara.

Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda bertitah: "Kalau kamu pandai, coba
buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf 'J'
Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:

Spoiler for ^_^:
Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng
juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya:
jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!" Juminten jerit-jerit
jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan. Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh
jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..."

Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten
jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo.
Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji
jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.

Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga
jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget. "Jieehhh,
Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi jungkat-jungkit
jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab Juminten.

Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil
jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil,
jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal
Johny, Jebreeet..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi jontor
juga jendol... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin Juminten...!" jerit
Jack...

Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji... Johnny jera..."
jawab Johny.

Juni, Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajajan jejer Juminten. Jhony jadi
jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan
jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny "jolly-jolly
jumper."

Jumpalagi, jek...!!!
jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!! jusah...!!!




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jok jisa jikin jerita jayak jitu ya
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Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh boring n bete abis, jadi dia tanya
Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"
"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara.

Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda bertitah: "Kalau kamu pandai, coba
buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf 'J'
Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:

Spoiler for ^_^:
Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng
juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya:
jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!" Juminten jerit-jerit
jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan. Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh
jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..."

Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten
jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo.
Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji
jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.

Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga
jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget. "Jieehhh,
Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi jungkat-jungkit
jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab Juminten.

Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil
jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil,
jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal
Johny, Jebreeet..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi jontor
juga jendol... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin Juminten...!" jerit
Jack...

Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji... Johnny jera..."
jawab Johny.

Juni, Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajajan jejer Juminten. Jhony jadi
jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan
jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny "jolly-jolly
jumper."

Jumpalagi, jek...!!!
jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!! jusah...!!!


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joleh juga jerita jumendan jih
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