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Old 20th December 2011
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Miranda bencong slebor di kampung seberang sekonyong-konyong hinggap ke kedai bang Unan yang berada di pinggir perkebunan singkong.


Bang Unan : Hai manis, mau beli apaan nih. Karet gelang ya?


Miranda : Aaah elaaah, bang Unan suka gicuuu dweeech. Aikeee mau beli pembalut dwooong.


Bang Unan : Tar dulu yeee, gue mau korek kuping gue dulu, apa gue kagak salah denger nih. Beli pampers kali sis?


Miranda : Uda deh, cepetan bang Unan. Ngga usah begetooo dong. Beli satu pak ya, buat persediaan. Najis tralalaaa deh lo.


Bang Unan : Nih, satu pak, 15 ribu perak.


Miranda : Aikeee kasih 100.000 nih, ngga usah kembali. Syaratnya gampang kok. Tolong pasangin yah?


Bang Unan : Bujubuneng, anjriiit, ma’dikipe, udah cepetan minggat loh, gue mau tutup. Nih lo ambil kembaliannya.

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jiiiah... suruh masangin... serem banget tuh...
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Old 21st December 2011
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suruh masangin???
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Miranda bencong slebor di kampung seberang sekonyong-konyong hinggap ke kedai bang Unan yang berada di pinggir perkebunan singkong.


Bang Unan : Hai manis, mau beli apaan nih. Karet gelang ya?


Miranda : Aaah elaaah, bang Unan suka gicuuu dweeech. Aikeee mau beli pembalut dwooong.


Bang Unan : Tar dulu yeee, gue mau korek kuping gue dulu, apa gue kagak salah denger nih. Beli pampers kali sis?


Miranda : Uda deh, cepetan bang Unan. Ngga usah begetooo dong. Beli satu pak ya, buat persediaan. Najis tralalaaa deh lo.


Bang Unan : Nih, satu pak, 15 ribu perak.


Miranda : Aikeee kasih 100.000 nih, ngga usah kembali. Syaratnya gampang kok. Tolong pasangin yah?


Bang Unan : Bujubuneng, anjriiit, ma’dikipe, udah cepetan minggat loh, gue mau tutup. Nih lo ambil kembaliannya.
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Old 22nd December 2011
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Lumayan ongkos masang nyaa 85ribu lho.
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Old 22nd December 2011
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masangnya dimana yah,,,,,
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hihi

alangkah menakutkannya kalau saya sampai mengalami hal demikian,
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najis abis
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busyeet dah di kasih 100000 cum buat pasangin aja??
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buseettt daahh di suruh masang
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