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Old 5th October 2010
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Jack lagi asik bergumul sore-sore dengan selingkuhannya. Ketika tiba-tiba si cewek bilang, "Gawat... suamiku pulang tuh. Buruan deh kamu kabur lewat jendela..!" dengan panik Jack menyambar baju, celana dan sepatunya, dan kabur lewat jendela.

Di luar ternyata hujan. Takut ketahuan, Jack lari tanpa sempat pakai baju. Tidak jauh dari rumah si cewek pas kebetulan lewat rombongan pelari marathon. Jack buru-buru membaur ditengah rombongan pelari, biar gak keliatan lagi sama suami si cewek tadi.

Beberapa pelari di sekitar Jack heran ngeliat Jack lari bugil sambil pegang baju. Salah seorang bertanya, "Ngapain kamu lari bugil...?" Jack jawab sekenanya,

"Mmmm... aku demen yang back to nature.. biar menyatu dengan alam..."

Yang lain nanya lagi, "Sering lari bugil kayak gini?" makin bingung Jack cari alesan. "Nngg.. kadang-kadang aja... kalau sore-sore.. biar gak kepanasan..."

Pelari yang lain nimpalin...

"sering lari bugil dengan kondom terpasang gitu?"

Dengan tersipu Jack jawab sedapetnya... "Mmm... kalau pas hujan aja sih... biar terlindung..."


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bwahahahahahaha.. masih nempel kondomnya..
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bwahahahahahaha.. masih nempel kondomnya..
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wkkwwwwwwww kasian bner tuh orng
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wkkwwwwwwww kasian bner tuh orng
namanya juga panik ndan
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Jack lagi asik bergumul sore-sore dengan selingkuhannya. Ketika tiba-tiba si cewek bilang, "Gawat... suamiku pulang tuh. Buruan deh kamu kabur lewat jendela..!" dengan panik Jack menyambar baju, celana dan sepatunya, dan kabur lewat jendela.

Di luar ternyata hujan. Takut ketahuan, Jack lari tanpa sempat pakai baju. Tidak jauh dari rumah si cewek pas kebetulan lewat rombongan pelari marathon. Jack buru-buru membaur ditengah rombongan pelari, biar gak keliatan lagi sama suami si cewek tadi.

Beberapa pelari di sekitar Jack heran ngeliat Jack lari bugil sambil pegang baju. Salah seorang bertanya, "Ngapain kamu lari bugil...?" Jack jawab sekenanya,

"Mmmm... aku demen yang back to nature.. biar menyatu dengan alam..."

Yang lain nanya lagi, "Sering lari bugil kayak gini?" makin bingung Jack cari alesan. "Nngg.. kadang-kadang aja... kalau sore-sore.. biar gak kepanasan..."

Pelari yang lain nimpalin...

"sering lari bugil dengan kondom terpasang gitu?"

Dengan tersipu Jack jawab sedapetnya... "Mmm... kalau pas hujan aja sih... biar terlindung..."
repost, ndAn. Tp lumayanlah buat senyum simpul..
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lumayanlah buat senyum
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wakaka
biar aman yah dedeknya?
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:n gakak::nga kak::ngaka k:
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