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Old 20th April 2010
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Talking Penderitaan Cowok...

1. Cewek mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cowok
Kata Cowok2 : ga apa2, ayo sini, kalo dipangku masih cukup kok.

Cowok mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cewek
Kata Cewek2 : enak aja!!! mao cari kesempatan dalam kesempitan ya?

2. Cewek mengerjakan pekerjaan cowok (ex : presiden, direktur, polisi)
Kata Cowok2 : emansipasi wanita

Cowok mengerjakan pekerjaan cewek (ex : babysitter, pembantu)
Kata Cewek2: Di Indonesia cari kerjaan emang susah, jangan terlalu milih2

3. Cewek diggangguin preman
Kata Cowok2: Kasian tuh, ayo kita tolongin

Cowok digangguin preman
Kata Cewek2: Salah sendiri cari urusan ma tu preman

4. Cewek nuangin minuman buat cowoknya
Kata Cowok2 : Calon istri idaman

Cowok nuangin minuman buat ceweknya
Kata Cewek2 : ISTI ( Ikatan Suami Takut Istri)

5. Cewek cantik, kaya, baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan masih lajang
Kata Cowok2 : Perfectionist, sedang menunggu calon suami yang tepat

Cowok cakep, Kaya, Baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan juga masih lajang
Kata Cewek2 : Kalo ga impoten berarti gay

6. Istriku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi
Kata Cowok2 : Begitulah cewek, maklum aja..

Suamiku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi
Kata Cewek2 : jangan2 suamimu selingkuh tuh..

7. Cewek pake baju cowok
Kata Cowok2 : Tomboi

Cowok pake baju cewek
Kata Cewek2 : Banci, amit-amit deh

8. Cewek lesbi
Kata Cowok2 : Pasti gara2 dia sering disakitin sama cowok

Cowok Homo
Kata Cewek2 : Pasti gara2 ga ada cewek yang mau

9. Cewek liat bokep
Kata Cowok2 : namanya aja juga penasaran, wajar..

Cowok liat bokep
Kata Cewek2 : Semua Cowok emang gitu,ga ada yang bener!!

10. Cewekku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba?
Kata Cowok2 : Itu namanya merawat diri, kalo cewekmu cantik kan kamu juga yg senang

Cowokku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba?
Kata Cewek2 : Jangan2 salonnya salon plus-plus

11. Cewekku tu blom puas kalo mandinya blom sampe satu jam
Kata Cowok2 : Kalo ga gitu namanya bukan cewek

Cowok mandi ampe satu jam
Kata cewek2 : Mencurigakan, pasti di dalam dia lg (sensor UU ITE hehehehex)

12. Cewek pergi ke dokter kulit & kelamin
Kata Cowok2 : pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kulitnya

Cowok pergi ke dokter kulit dan kelamin
Kata Cewek2 : Pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kelaminnya

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Old 21st April 2010
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Jiaahhhh.... Berat gan.... nape jadi gini ya gan........
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begini lah cowok...penderitaannya tiada akhir....


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menderita banget yh jadi cowo ndan,,tapi tenang aja banyakan menderita cewe kok ndan...
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begini lah cowok...penderitaannya tiada akhir....


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patkai..
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wkk pemikirannya kejem bner tuh ndan
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begitulah wanita

giliran enak mengedepankan emansipasi

giliran kaga enak aja mengedepankan perbedaan gender

ada ada aja nih cewe
hahaha

sorry no offence ndan
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kebangetan tuh cara pikirnya ndan...
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Malang amat nasip jadi cowo
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