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Old 3rd November 2011
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*bahan perenungan..hi..hi..hi..*

contoh kasus 1 :
Ebhie : Nov, Aku bener-bener suka sama kamu.Aku pengin kita bisa jalan
bareng.
Novi : Kayanya kita lebih baik temenan aja,dech. Kita khan udah lama
temenan.
Artinya - Novi pun sebenarnya suka sama si Ebhie. Status "teman"hanya buat
alasan aja buat si Novi biar bisa deket terus sama si Ebhie.

contoh kasus 2 :
Andri : Aku ngerasa cocok jalan sama kamu.Mau ngga jadi pacarku, Wen?
Wenny : Jangan sekarang deh... Aku pengin konsentrasi study-ku dulu
Artinya - Wenny suka sama si Andri, jawaban yang ngegantung dan ngambang
kaya gitu maksudnya biar Andri penasaran dan tetep "stay around"si Wenny.
Dengan gitu khan mereka bisa tetep deket. Andaikan si Wenny nggak suka,
pasti ngomong terus terang sama Andri.

contoh kasus 3 :
Deni : Kamu cakep dech, Lia... Aku pengin pacaran sama kamu...
Lia : Terus terang ya, Den... Aku nggak suka sama kamu. Aku benci sama kamu.
Kamu Egois,Kamu bau, Kamu urakan, Kamu cowok males! Pokoknya aku benciii
sama kamu!!!
Artinya - Perhatian Lia gedhe sama Deni. Lia tau semua sifat-sifat
Deni, sampe baunya segala. Ngga banyak cewek yang perhatian kaya gitu Loch .
Dan sangat mungkin itu artinya Lia aslinya suka sama Deni.

contoh kasus 4 :
Indra : Aku udah lama merhatiin kamu, Yen...Aku suka en sayang banget sama
kamu...
Yenni : (Tertawa lepas) Haa..ha..uahaaa..ha.. Lucu kamu, Dra !
Artinya - Betapa gembiranya Yenni mendengar ucapan Indra. Ekspresi tawa
bahagia tiada tara. Jelas banget si Yenni suka sama sama si Indra,sampe
dibilang kalo Indra lucu segala..xixixi.

contoh kasus 5 :
Yanto : Ria,... Mau ngga jadi pacarku?
Ria : Plak!! Plak!! (Ria"menyentuh" pipi si Yanto)
Artinya - Yanto spesial buat Ria.
"Sentuhan" tangan Ria ke pipi Yanto(sampe 2X bahkan, ninggalin bekas merah
lagi) adalah sentuhan yang ngga semua cowok bisa ngerasain. Peluang besar
buat Yanto bahwa Ria suka sama dia.

contoh kasus 6 :
Bimo : Win, Wina... Aku suka banget sama kamu. Pacaran Yuk...
Wina : Jancuk!
Aku iki lanang, Mo! Aku koncomu, WinaRNO!!! Eling, Mo...eling... Aku
WinaRNO...!
Artinya - Wina seneng sama Bimo. Masa sampe ngaku-ngaku cowok segala.
Ngotot lagi...!
Wina ngaku cowok khan biar selalu bisa santai dan deket sama Bimo.
*Sebagai seorang wanita jujur donk!! k'lo emang suka..jangan seperti kalimat
diatas,ya?...laki-laki butuh juga kejujuran kok!!*

Maaf kalo repost....copas dari milisgroup sebelah


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contoh kasus 6 :
Bimo : Win, Wina... Aku suka banget sama kamu. Pacaran Yuk...Wina : Jancuk!
Aku iki lanang, Mo! Aku koncomu, WinaRNO!!! Eling, Mo...eling... Aku
WinaRNO...!
Artinya - Wina seneng sama Bimo. Masa sampe ngaku-ngaku cowok segala.
Ngotot lagi...!
Wina ngaku cowok khan biar selalu bisa santai dan deket sama Bimo.
*Sebagai seorang wanita jujur donk!! k'lo emang suka..jangan seperti kalimat
diatas,ya?...laki-laki butuh juga kejujuran kok!!*

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wasem koq ada nama ane d situ..

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wasem koq ada nama ane d situ..

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hehehe...
kayanya kali ini ada bahan ledekan nih...
sundul terus ah threadnya....
biar selalu paling atas...
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ada om dream ya? *jb
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ada om dream ya? *jb
yg contoh nomor 6 itu tuh...
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Ampyuuun Ooom...bukan maksud....
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Ampyuuun Ooom...bukan maksud....
gpp ndan rejeki gak akan kemana....
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wakakakakakak..
ada om dream..
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wakakakakakak..
ada om dream..
lanjut lagi masih ada satu lagi tuh...
cariin thread yg mana tuh...
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