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Old 3rd February 2012
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hehe langsung aja ya ndan ane sambung yang kemaren,,biar agak seru dikit,
maangap ya kalo
lebih baik di
atau di kasih biar semangat .
Maman adalah seorang genius, profesor pintar yang berhasil menciptakan sebuah robot canggih, yang memiliki kemampuan mendeteksi kebohongan apapun yang dikatakan oleh manusia. Si Robot akan menampar siapapun yang mengucapkan kebohongan. Dengan bangga, Maman membawa robot itu kerumah untuk dipamerkan pada anak dan istrinya. Maman menunggu anaknya pulang untuk memperlihatkan hasil karyanya yang tercanggih itu.

Tetapi, anaknya tak kunjung pulang. Setelah sekian lama, baru sore hari lah si anak pulang.

"Asep, kamu dari mana? kok jam segini baru pulang” tanya si Maman
"Ada pelajaran tambahan pap" jawab Asep, sang anak.

*PLAK!!!* Sang Robot menampar si anak dengan keras.

"Asep, ini adalah robot ciptaan papap, dia akan menampar siapapun yang berbohong! Sekarang katakan dengan jujur, kenapa kamu pulang telat ??!"
"Maaf pap.... aku habis menonton film di rumah teman"

"Film apa?"
"Film Komedi pap"

*PLAK!!!*

"Ayo katakan dengan jujur film apa ??"
“Maaf pap… saya menonton film porno", jawab Asep sang anak sambil menunduk.

Mendengar jawaban Asep, Maman seketika marah. Matanya melotot. Sambil menunjuk-nunjuk, Maman berkata :
"Kamu ini yah... Kecil-kecil udah punya kelakuan kayak gitu? Kalo besar itu kamu mau jadi apa???! Kurang ajar kamu ya… bikin malu papap ajah."
"Perbuatan yang benar-benar memalukan!!! papap waktu seumuran kamu gak pernah senakal kamu tau !!!"

*PLAK* Maman sang profesor di tampar keras oleh si Robot.

Seketika, suasana rumah hening beberapa saat.

Istri Maman, yang sedari tadi mendengarkan kejadian tersebut keluar kamar dan langsung berkata : "Abang ini gimana sih??? Sama saja kelakuannya kayak anaknya! Buah Apel gak pernah jatuh jauh dari pohonnya kan? Inget Bang, bagaimanapun, Asep itu anak Abang, jadi...."

*PLAK* Si robot menampar istri Maman sebelum dia sempat menyelesaikan kata-katanya

Dan, seketika suasana rumah hening.... heninggggggggggg begitu lama.




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udah pernah denger nih, tapi gpp lah di inget2 lagi

semuanya ketahuan bohong
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endingnya kocak..
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wwkwkkwwk, ketahuan selingkuh tu istri
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ahahaha. .ngakak gila gan. .
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ketahuan byk yang pernah menanam bibit...
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jadi artinya... bokap si asep adalah.....?
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kocak ndan
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bisa aja nih komandan

Komik Kocak bikin Ngakak Ndan!!
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Atas ane kaya'a lucu juga ndan
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