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Old 30th June 2010
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Default Ketika sang Majikan diperkosa Pembantu...!!

Rita, istri John menelepon John di kantornya, sambil menangis sesengukan... John heran dan mencoba menenangkan istrinya...
John : Honey, kamu kenapa? kok menangis?
Rita : Hik... hik... aku habis diperkosa...
John : diperkosa? sama siapa? kapan?
Rita : tadi, pas waktu lagi hujan deras... aku diperkosa ama Gito, itu pesuruh kita yang baru... katanya Gito, dia disuruh sama kamu, Honey... kamu kok tega sih sama aku?
John : APA!!!!! GITO!?!?!? beraninya dia!!! pakai acara memfitnah aku, lagi!!! tadi dia bilang apa2 ke kamu, ngga?
Rita : Gito bilang, dia terima SMS dari kamu... emang kamu SMS dia suruh apa?
John : UFF!!! aku tadi SMS dia, bilang gini: "Gito, kayaknya mendungnya gelap banget nih... nanti kalau hujan, tolong Roknya nyonya diangkat, terus burungnya dimasukin............":nyahaha::nyahaha:

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wakakakakakakakakakakakak
salah nulis sms apa salah tapsir tuh pembantu.............
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Pantesan pembantunya langsung beraksi, itu kan perintah majikan
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wah bego apa pura2 bego tuh pembantunya
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pembantunya pinter tuh ndan.. pasti lulusan S2 Sastra, jadi ngerti apa maksud sms majikannya..:blsh3:
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wakakakakakakakakakakakak
salah nulis sms apa salah tapsir tuh pembantu.............

pembantunya jelas ga salah ndan... hahahaha
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.. goblok ah pembantunya..
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hahaha.. salah majikan tuh sms gitu.. kkkkkkkkk
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salah tafsir tuh pembokat
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itu mah majikannya yg slah.. wk
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