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Old 2nd July 2010
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Default Tes Lowongan CPNS

Suatu hari, si A, B dan C datang ke kantor untuk mengikuti tes CPNS. Hari itu materinya wawancara lisan. Satu persatu mereka dipanggil pewawancara.
Si A memasuki ruangan.
Pewawancara: “Berapa 100 ditambah 100?”
A: “250, Pak”
Pewawancara: “Maaf, Anda tidak diterima. Alasannya, Anda bermental korupsi”
Si A keluar ruangan.
Si B memasuki ruangan
Pewawancara: “Berapa 100 ditambah 100?”
B: “150, Pak”
Pewawancara: “Maaf, Anda tidak diterima. Alasannya, Anda merugikan negara.”
Si B keluar ruangan.
Si C memasuki ruangan
Pewawancara: “Berapa 100 ditambah 100?”
Si C: “Terserah Bapak. Saya siap melaksanakan”
Pewawancara: “OK! Anda diterima sebagai PNS! Alasannya, Anda penuh pengertian.”











Spoiler for jangan dibuka:

ndan yg baik hati kirim ane CABE ,


nanti ane kirbal melon


makasih ndan........


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agak kurang paham ndan ama yg C

alasannya pengertian emng pengertian ngapain ndan
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itu yang di wawacarin yang ketiga itu engga tahan :nyahaha:
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hahaha, sesama koruptor pun.. kkkkkkkkk
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yg wawancara ternyata koruptor
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klo jwb 200 dislahin gk ya.. ?
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sama2 berpengertian rupanya
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agak kurang paham ndan ama yg C

alasannya pengertian emng pengertian ngapain ndan
yah gitu dah ndan..
psikolog..
walaupun kita cuman berbicara,tapi dia bisa ngertiin..
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