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Old 28th September 2010
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Default Mencelupkan Jari ke 'Kolam' Istri

Sepasang suami istri yang baru saja menikah tengah berbaring. Sang istri telah bersiap-siap untuk tidur sedangkan suaminya menyalakan lampu baca untuk membaca sebuah buku.

Pada saat tengah membaca tersebut, si suami berhenti sejenak, memasukkan tangannya ke dalam celana isterinya dan meraba-raba 'kolam' istrinya tersebut. Lantas ia meneruskan bacaannya. Ia kembali melakukan hal ini berkali-kali sehingga lama kelamaan isterinya menjadi terangsang. Tak lama kemudian, istrinya bangun, duduk pada badan suaminya serta mulai membuka baju dan celananya.

Suaminya menjadi heran dengan perbuatan isterinya ini dan bertanya, "Apa-apaan ini? Kok lepas baju segala sih?

Jawab istrinya, "Kamu memasukkan jarimu berkali-kali. Aku pikir itu adalah pemanasan dan kau ingin 'mengajakku' malam ini"

"Ah, nggak sama sekali kok!", jawab suaminya.

"Lantas, kenapa kau melakukan itu terus menerus?"

"Aku cuma membasahkan jariku agar bisa membalik halaman pada buku yang sedang aku baca ini"

"Kurang azaaarrr ..... !!!"
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kirain suaminya lagi baca buku bercocok tanam
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Ane pernah liat nih !! Maen copas aja TS... tapi gpp. Kapan-kapan kalo buat thread sumbernya ditulis ya ndan. Nice
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ngebasahin jarinya dengan cara masukin ke 'kolam' istrinya ? :-o
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ah buset :eeek:
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ngebasahin jarinya dengan cara masukin ke 'kolam' istrinya ? :-o
iya ndan...:k:
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kocak tu suami
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bujubuset dah.. Buat ngegantiin liur tuh.. Hahaha..
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