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Seorang mahasiswi seksi yang terancam gagal ujian mendatangi kantor dosennya yang masih muda. Dia melirik ke sekililingnya sebentar, menutup pintunya, dan langsung berlutut di hadapan sang dosen sambil memohon.

"Pak Dosen, Saya bersedia melakukan apapun juga agar lulus ujian....", ujarnya sambil melirik genit.

Lalu sang mahasiswi mendekat ke arah dosennya, menyibakkab rambutnya, menatap matanya penuh arti. "Kalau Bapak masih belum mengerti maksud saya..." bisiknya, "Saya bersedia melakukan apapun, apa saja yang Bapak mau..."

Dosen muda tadi membalas tatapannya, "Apapun?"

"Apapun!", jawab sang mahasiswi secepatnya.

Suara dosen itu melembut, "Apapun?"

"Apapun...."

Akhirnya Pak dosen berbisik, "Maukah kamu......... belajar?"
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pak dosennya ternyata imannya kuat
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pak dosennya ternyata imannya kuat
kalo mandan yang jadi dosen gmn tu?
terus minta apa?
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Mau pintar..??
Ya belajar...
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coba kalo ane jadi dosennya
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dosen yang lugu
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kirain cewe mau diapain taunya disuruh belajar
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sungguh dosen yg imannya kuat
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jgan2 homo ndan
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