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Old 3rd December 2011
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Default Istri yang slalu menang!!!

sepasang suami istri lulusan sarjana teknik baru saja menikah..namun suaminya punya masalah karena apapun yang mereka bicarakan atau kerjakan bersama sang istri selalu lebih unggul.
sehingga akhirnya dia bertanya kepada seorang psikiater.
suami : pak...bagaimana ya..saya mengalahkan istri saya..saya lomba apapun sama dia..gak pernah menang..
psikiater : oh..unik juga ya..coba carilah kegiatan dimana dia tidak bisa mengalahkan anda.saya ada ide !!..bagaimana kalau anda dan istri anda lomba kencing berdiri aja..."caranya anda berdua kencing menghadap dinding..siapa yang lebih tinggi posisi air kencing yang jatuh mengenai dinding dia yang menang"..dengan cara ini anda pasti menang !!

suami : bener juga dok...dokter yang jadi wasitnya ya...
psikiater : ok..

maka..pada saat dan tempat yang telah ditentukan..maka dimulailah pertandingan....pertama2 sang istri disuruh kencing...dan tinggi yang didapat hanya 40cm..

kemudian giliran sang suami yang kencing ternyata tinggi semburan kencingnya 1.2 meter...pemenangnya "sang suami" kata psikiater...

gak lama kemudian sang istri protes...

"ehhh...gak boleh pake tangan !!! ..[ diarahkan dengan tangan maksudnya]...gak adil tuh.!!...ulangi lagi !!!

psikiater & suami : ????!!!


gak tau lucu apa kagak..nyang penting bisa KETAWA............

Bagi donk ndan


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rasa pernah liat ini tread

but tetep aja cerita nya lucu ndan
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bingung maksud nya apa ea?
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ahahahaah…sep gan jokesnya ane terus jadi mau ketawa :ngakak
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yang bingung artinya IQnya sama ky kencingnya si suami klo ga pake tangan..
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mantab ndan jokesNya bikin







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istrinya terlalu pinter ndan, waktu dikandung emaknya nyidam otak2 mungkin
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istrinya cerdik
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