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Old 22nd September 2010
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Default Orang Betawi Menitipkan Anaknya ke Jogja [no sara, just joke]

Seorang bapak dari Betawi mengirimkan anak gadisnya ke Jogja untuk sekolah di Jogja dengan harapan anaknya menjadi sarjana dan jauh dari pergaulan liar di Jakarta.

Setelah menitipkan ke Ibu kost yang dia percayai, pulanglah dia ke Jakarta. 3 bulan kemudian, si anak gadis telpon ke Bapaknya memberitahu bahwa dia hamil 2 bulan. Marahlah si bapak itu dan mendatangi si Ibu Kost.

"Bagaimana ente .... saya beri tangunggjawab dan kepercayaan untuk menjaga anak gadis saya, kok bisa kejadian kayak gini ..?"

si Ibu Kost menjawab : "Aduh Pak, kulo mboten mangertos, seng kulo ngertos, anak ipun bapak mandine dhewe, tiduri pun dhewe, belajar nang kamar dhewe..."

Sebelum si Ibu kost menyelesaikan kalimatnya, marahlah si bapak sejadi-jadinya "Bagaimana kagak hamil, anak gue mandi di-ewe, tidur di-ewe, sampai belajar aja di-ewe !!!"
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hahahaha..
kaco dah..
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no comment ndan...
langsung ngakak ane :nyahaha:
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gk bisa bedain dhewe sama di ewe wakwakwaawk
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budeg kali bapakna???
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salah pengertian bapaknya
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Yah, nggak bisa ngebedain dia. Ngomong-ngomong Dhewe tu apaan ya ?

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jiakakakka..... itulah klo orang gk paham bahasa jawa...:nyahaha:
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:nyahaha: dhewe=di ewe.. kkkkkkkkk
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